Brosnan fired from Bond. Is this news?

[Weirddave]

@Una Persson

Could Bond be female?

It sounds like heresy, like a female Dr. Who or female Starship Captain (oh, wait…). But think about it - is it possible that out there there is an actress who could pull it off? She wouldn’t be lesbian, as that would be too risque for the box office, so the usual silicone-injected tarts would be absent (replaced by horse testosterone-injected beefcake, I guess) and they’d perhaps lose a lot of the audience.

Hmm…what about a somewhat bulked-up Liz Hurley? Or (gasp) Madonna? Or is it by definition of the nature of “Bond” simply not viable to ever have any female character?

(FTR I think it’s likely not possible for Bond to be anything other than a heterosexual male and have it “work”, but the question keeps occurring to me…)

I always thought that Joey Hemlock had a brilliant take on this: “James Bond” is the name given to the #1 British secret agent. It’s an identity, not a specific person (Which would explain all of the different Bonds in the same universe). Suppose Brosnan-Bond retires, and the best agent waiting in the wings is a woman? (Or black, that would seamlessly allow Denzel (or whoever) to take the job) It would actually be easy to write the scene, a 2 minute sequence in M’s office where the new Bond is crowned would do it, and just think of the options that would open up for a somewhat formulaic (Alright, totally formulaic) franchise.

[Weirddave]

@Chastain86

Note that none of these are future Bonds.

So your contention is that any future Bond “must” be something that Bond has only occasionally been in the past? Why would you say that?

[Tuckerfan]

@Weirddave

I always thought that Joey Hemlock had a brilliant take on this: “James Bond” is the name given to the #1 British secret agent. It’s an identity, not a specific person (Which would explain all of the different Bonds in the same universe). Suppose Brosnan-Bond retires, and the best agent waiting in the wings is a woman? (Or black, that would seamlessly allow Denzel (or whoever) to take the job) It would actually be easy to write the scene, a 2 minute sequence in M’s office where the new Bond is crowned would do it, and just think of the options that would open up for a somewhat formulaic (Alright, totally formulaic) franchise.

I’ve always liked that idea myself, and thought that the ultimate Bond movie would one where the current Bond went up against one of the previous Bonds who’d decided to become a super-villian for whatever reason.

[dotchan]

@Tuckerfan

I’ve always liked that idea myself, and thought that the ultimate Bond movie would one where the current Bond went up against one of the previous Bonds who’d decided to become a super-villian for whatever reason.

Wasn’t that the plot for Goldeneye, though?

(But then again, plots fo 007 have been recycled several times already.)

I’m of the “Bond as a Title” idea, too, but my ultimate pipe dream would have all the actors (or at least the ones that haven’t kicked the bucket) who’ve played Bond show up in a movie together. The result is a scene that goes something like this…

PIERCE BROSNAN approaches the bar. The voluptuous female bartender gives Pierce a once-over and cuts in before he can say anything.

BARTENDER (bored): Let me guess. Vodka martini, shaken not stirred?

PIERCE (raises an eyebrow): Why, yes. (leans forward) You must be psychic.

BARTENDER (bored): Not really. The last five guys who came in here dressed exactly like you and ordered the same thing.

[ruadh]

@Loach

Don’t tell the Irish they are part of Britain. They *really * don’t like that.

And why would they like it? They aren’t.

[Tuckerfan]

@dotchan

Wasn’t that the plot for Goldeneye, though?

Don’t know, didn’t see it, but I’ve always thought that the ultimate ex-Bond, now villian would be Connery.

[Loach]

@ruadh

And why would they like it? They aren’t.

That was my point .

[ruadh]

@Loach

That was my point .

I assumed as much, but wanted to make sure it was clear to the person you were replying to. No matter how many times it is mentioned here, some people never seem to get it.

[Skywatcher]

@Jonathan Chance

They’re having trouble coming up with a script?!?!?!

I suspect that they’re having trouble coming up with a good script, or at least one better than the last two.

[Kythereia]

@Lute Skywatcher

I suspect that they’re having trouble coming up with a good script, or at least one better than the last two.

Not too hard, that…

[Skywatcher]

@Kythereia

Not too hard, that…

Not for us, no, but if they’re still using Purvis, Wade & Feirstein…

[Ogre]

Like Law, Washington is also just too NICE to be Bond.

Did, um, you see Training Day? Denzel pulled off anti-nice very well.