I’m actually mentioned in a pit thread and in nice tones too. I’m rarely mentioned here, and well, I think I am unpittable, ergo, boring.
Either I’ve finally arrived or …well…I …guess I am use to starting semi-interesting lame threads or rantible articles found elsewear and then I just sit back and watch smarter, more eludicating coherent dopers bash it out. ( I do the same thing at family gatherings, its loads of fun.)
It makes no difference at all, ntucker. In fact, the whole thing was over and done with until Bubba saw fit to post this and other nasty comments in a completely different thread:
The guy obviously wants to trade insults, so I opened a new thread. The only reason I explained the situation in such excruciating detail is because the whiny fucker was crying about how I gave him flack for “straying off topic”, which is a gross distortion of what actually happened.
What’s your beef, anyway, ntucker? You’re pissed because I started a new thread, rather than posting my insults in a thread that had nothing to do with the subject, as Bubba did? Jesus Christ, dude - if it bugs you that much don’t read my thread. How hard is that?
What are you, a sock puppet for Bubba? He was the one who was so bent out of shape that he carried the baggage with him to another thread. I had completely forgotten about it until I all of a sudden see him telling me to kiss his ass. I’m sure you just take it in stride when someone tells you to kiss his ass, huh ntucker?
Since you’re so laid back, I’m sure you won’t bother to respond to this:
Kiss my ass.
RhumRunner:
Well, OK, but most of the sweat is gonna already be licked off by that point.
Jeez, Blowero your whining just doesn’t stop does it? Some guy factually points out that you’re over the top with your pitting and you dive back into “bunched up panties” mode.
GET OVER IT, CLOWN!
Bubba
I’m afraid of Sock puppets anyway. All sock puppets are evil
When I read the first thread, I was taken aback that you would find any deeper meaning in the comments that he made. Bubba’s comments seemed really straight forward to me, and when I read them I took them at face value. I don’t really know why you were unable to do otherwise. Although Aholibah read it the same way you did.
Anyway, I have read several of Bubba Dog’s posts, and from reading them I have reached the conclusion that he is really a nice guy who enjoys kidding around good naturedly from time to time. Until someone proves themselves to be an ass, it’s probably the best course of action to assume they are not. I have found it makes life a lot easier.
Though I agree that blowero is getting overly pantie-bunched about the comments, I really would love to see what BubbaDog thinks the joke actually is, compared to the simple, obvious, and shit jokes in Zippy (e.g. “He’s mailing his letter in the mailbox… but it’s actually a trashcan!” Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Eugh. I think I’ve soiled myself).
I’ll say one more thing, then I’m out of here. I’m not sure why people aren’t understanding me, but I DIDN’T PIT BUBBA FOR SAYING FAMILY CIRCUS WASN’T FUNNY. I misunderstood his point, but in my opinion, understandably so. Bubba is the one who got bent out of shape about it. I’m not going to explain it further, because that just seems to enrage certain penii like Waverly and WILLASS who seem to have nothing better to do than to follow me around on the boards. Get a life, guys.
I pitted him for his little snide comment about “Blowero kissing my butt”. I didn’t want to muck up Shirley’s thread, so I started a new one. I guess there’s an inherent bias against whoever starts a thread, even though my purpose was to follow board protocol. (Which is probably why Bubba was too much of a pussy to pit me in the first place.) I guess I’m not seeing any inherent difference between kissing a butt and licking a ball sack, as far as insults go, but apparently the former constitutes good-natured “kidding around”, while the latter constitutes something else? Anyway, I don’t have any more time for this nonsense, so I will leave Bubba with this thought
It looks like Blowero is done with his tantrum and as much as I just love my username (and one funky kinky sex act) bouncing to the top of the list everytime somebody posts - I’m all for just closing this thread down.
Mods, If any of you wander through here, please shut this down. I know I didn’t start this thread but it looks like the two of us have pretty well played this thing out.
My apologies to everyone (well hell, everyone except Blowero) for being part of something that wasted your time.
Yes, a gross distortion indeed. You were actually giving him flack about … nothing of any merit whatsoever. You keep accusing him of getting bent out of shape over nothing, yet you lay into him by saying you “expect [his] comment to actually have something to do with the discussion at hand”, and as of yet his worst crime had been calling your overanalysis of his offhand comment “interesting.”
I have no beef. Just trying to enlighten you about the fact that you look like an idiot and are getting bent out of shape over nothing.
Jesus Christ, dude - if it bugs you so much to read my responses, don’t. Jesus Christ, dude - if what BubbaDog says bugs you so much, don’t read it. Jesus Christ, dude - get your fucking blood pressure checked.
Um, sure. Why not?
Isn’t accusing others of being sock puppets a violation of board rules?
You don’t see the difference in the insults “kiss my butt” and “lick my ball sack.” That’s interesting. I think “kiss my butt” is rather innocuous, whereas “lick my ball sack” is a hell of a lot harsher. If you don’t think so, imagine hearing an eight year old saying both phrases. Which one would you find normal and which one would you find shocking?
Got a cite for that, fucknut? I comment on your idiocy if and when our paths intersect. I couldn’t be bothered to follow you, or any low functioning idgit, around. The problem is the frequency with which you delight us with your stupidity.
