Bubonic Plague Found In Los Angles. One woman infected, so far.

[Fear_Itself]

@Lissa

Well, I guess it COULD mutate. Then we’d all be fucked.

Bird Plague, anyone?

[Clothahump]

New job opportunity in Los Angeles:
Wanted: Death Cart Operator

Requirements:
Physical capability of pulling a handcart loaded with a maximum of 15 adult corpses.
Loud voice, capable of yelling “Bring Out Your Dead” strongly enough to be heard for a minimum of a 2 city block radius.

Hooded cloaks provided. Apply L. A. County Morgue.

[UncleRojelio]

@Rigamarole

Just curious, where is Los Angles? Is it near Los Parabolas?

That was acutely funny!

[UncleRojelio]

@gabriela

By the way, is it done to answer a thread three times in a row?
I can only post from home, and generally in the early AM or sometimes late PM hours. Am I overloading a thread when I answer like this? Please, somebdy correct my board etiquette.

You have to wait 60 seconds between posts. It’s kinda like not swimming after meals. Nobody knows why, that is just the way it is done. Other than that, I personlly don’t care how often you post.

[Yllaria]

Speaking of things found during surgery after being shot, last year a convenience store owner in Stockton was shot and while they were looking for the bullet they found a 2" aneurism on his aorta. Talk about bad news/good news.

Oh, and thanks, Ginger, for pointing me toward a new webcomic archive.

[mhendo]

@Shagnasty

I think it would be very satisfying to call in sick to work after the doctor tells you that you have the plague.

I think it would be even better to say that you’ve got the plague, but you’re going to come in and see if you can get a bit of work done anyway.

[gabriela]

@UncleRojelio

You have to wait 60 seconds between posts. It’s kinda like not swimming after meals. Nobody knows why, that is just the way it is done. Other than that, I personlly don’t care how often you post.

Okay, I won’t swim after meals either.

[gabriela]

@Clothahump

New job opportunity in Los Angeles:
Wanted: Death Cart Operator

Requirements:
Physical capability of pulling a handcart loaded with a maximum of 15 adult corpses.
Loud voice, capable of yelling “Bring Out Your Dead” strongly enough to be heard for a minimum of a 2 city block radius.

Hooded cloaks provided. Apply L. A. County Morgue.

Written test for employment: How do you respond to somebody who wants to drop off a body who isn’t quite dead yet?