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Right now in MPSIMS:

Tomorrow, I go to prom 
Oh Cripes, I'm going to hell

Homebrewing Horror Stories
I’m Drunk

I need Buffet food Ideas (Reception Food Advice Needed)
Weight Watchers Support Group

Right now in IMHO:

How have you been dumped/blown off?
How do you want to be executed?

What do I need to know if I get a kitten?
rugby

MPSIM:

That’s it, let’s have a comfort party!
Useless word threads.

Well, Mrs. Blue Sky this has bad idea written all over it
Is this seat taken?

Oh, geez, another one:

Is there a proper way of saying vagina other than vagina?
Gatorade

CD burning question
Can a sitting President pardon himself?

How can you tell who’s a serial killer?
Asian ceremonial finger extentions

Reconstruction of Iraq. Who pays for it?
Most puritanical US state

What seemingly rational or normal beliefs of today will be discredited in 100 years?
Married priests in ‘60 Minutes’

Sex and Catholic priests
200 years for looking at kiddie porn?

The War on Drugs: Can it be won? If so, how?
Assault Rifle Ban ends soon

Are you a Christian?
I challange you all

Is 16 too young for homosexual sex?
How do you want to be executed?

Tomorrow, I go to prom
Sex Talk

Right here in MPSIMS:

Tell me random cool things about yourself

I’m gonna be a dad soon!

I’m Drunk
Please protect your animals

I have a problem (warning TMI)
What is WRONG with my sister? (Rant. Long.)

I’m gonna be a dad soon!
Oh Cripes, I’m going to hell

If I’m caught with cat meat - What can the authorities do?
Ask The Lesbian!

Currently in MPSIMS:

Please protect your animals
Centaurs?

right now in MPSIMS

I’m Drunk
I may be getting a new car tomorrow!

Here in MPSIMS

Well, Mrs. Blue Sky, this has bad idea written all over it
My Credit Card Details Online

life
What is my dog trying to tell me?

Shining personal moment of dumbass (California gas pumps)
God help me, I’m a Clay Aiken fan

I think we’re all bozos on this bus! (Firesign spoken here.)
Get Lost! And Take Your Kid With You!

My Amazing Arkansas Adventure
Office-Hour Habits of the North American Professor

Surreal continuing story: walking through doors and passageways
Please protect your animals

( I apologize for this one: )

My husband is having surgery
And whaddaya know, she wants to change her name!

How od you dela with someone who doesn’t give a rat’s ass if you want their help!

I’m Drunk

I’m Drunk
Things are looking up! YAY!!!

All as one big chunk:

Help. I’m up questioning existence and I can’t sleep.
Please protect your animals
Newbie Embarrassment
Oh Cripes, I’m going to hell