Sequential thread titles of the if not damned, then just slightly darned

Eutychus · March 25, 2002, 10:12pm

Now in MPSIMS :

Boy do I feel dumb.

Heh heh … I almost hate to have to delete one of them.

Tansu · March 25, 2002, 10:49pm

There was one yesterday at about 1600 GMT (you’ll have to take my word). I couldn’t find a current sequential threads, and didn’t start a new one. It was like this:

I don’t think I can make it! (Rilchiam)
Crap! I clogged the toilet! (Solomon7t)

beckwall · March 26, 2002, 1:36am

Insanity test

My daughter was offered $55K to go to Oklahoma

JBERGES · March 26, 2002, 1:56am

I just saw a variation of Tansu’s…
-Crap, i clogged the toilet!

-A Bad Pun

Zyada · March 26, 2002, 2:16am

So I’m thinking of getting a rat…
The Subconscious Knows (funny!)
Even more baby rats!

rjk · March 26, 2002, 3:02am

Just a few lines below this thread:

My daughter was offered $55K to go to Oklahoma
Weird Man Behavior (HIGH potential for TMI)

piaffe · March 26, 2002, 3:04am

I need knock knock jokes.

I have issues.

widdershins · March 26, 2002, 3:42am

As of about 9:38 pm Central Time:

-Weird Man Behavior (HIGH Potential for TMI)
-half naked teenage girls
-I have issues

Kat · March 26, 2002, 4:04am

Last meal requests for Texas death row imates
Half naked teenage girls

Persephone · March 26, 2002, 4:05am

Last meal requests for Texas death row inmates

Half-naked teenage girls
(Okay, so it struck ME as funny!)

Zyada · March 26, 2002, 4:38am

Apparently Kat did too

It made me laugh!

Duke · March 26, 2002, 4:47am

From IMHO:

What would you like to see in porn?

the “Fightin’ Whities” – well, why not???

Lsura · March 26, 2002, 10:32am

In the pit…
Fuck you buddy!
Well, I Done Fucked Up Again!

Annie-Xmas · March 26, 2002, 7:04pm

In MPSIMS at 2:00 p.m.:

Insanity test.
Ode to a Cinnamon Pop-Tart.

That actually makes sense.

I wish this one had been real:

I’m in love with my plumber.
CRAP! I clogged up the toilet.

Judith_Prietht · March 26, 2002, 8:25pm

In The Pit:

Black or Bi-racial?

Read the damned sign you malignant festering pustule!

mrblue92 · March 26, 2002, 8:52pm

National Cleavage Day (UK)
five days in London and vicinity?

Khadro · March 26, 2002, 11:53pm

from this very board:

Bad Day at the House of Kobe
So I’m thinking of getting a rat…

or

I need knock knock jokes
Is this the most intellectual joke in the world?

which struck me as a little amusing.

finally:

Things you said that came out horribly wrong.
NYC Dopers: Get Cultural with Trout!

Daowajan · March 27, 2002, 12:42am

in MPSIMS

NYC Dopers: Get Cultural with Trout!
Help! I need a better job!

Fang · March 27, 2002, 1:58am

8:58 PM, 3/26, in IMHO:

What do people want to see in porn?

Cooking for one

porcupine · March 27, 2002, 2:23am

From IMHO:

What do people want to see in porn?
Bring back codpieces?