Laughed my butt off at this one… and it’s my own thread:
-The marble Angel in my backyard has four testicles.
-Well guys, and I do mean guys, it looks like we’re becoming less and less necessary.
Hehehe… 
on the front page today at 1:00pm
Poopy
Language in Ireland
Tests show recent ingestion of:
Kinder eggs
Top of the front page at 2:01
Floating
Poopy
thank god for that Poopy thread
In MPSIMS:
New Game. I like my women…
I Love My Honda
Two from MPSIMS:
Hey, Gun Owners…
Doug Needs a Haircut
and
Beer Store Girls Have Stolen My Heart Away
Help Me Amuse Myself.
From MPSIMS
New Game, I like my women…
On a dark desert highway
Least romantic thing a man/woman could say
So I am waxing my pudendum
Poopy
It’s ba-ack
So I’m waxing my pundendum…
My dog has gone berserk, your opinions appreciated.
From MPSIMS:
i’ll give a blowjob to the first doper who brings me soup…
Has anyone here read Fast Food Nation?
In Great Debates:
Wrongful Birth Lawsuits
Let’s Get Some Hookers!
Even better in Great Debates:
Get your priorities right America!!!
Let’s Get Some Hookers!
In MPSIMS:
My Date with Crunchy
So, I think I’m clinically depressed
jayjay
In the BBQ Pit:
I demand to know
why have we nazis here???
I’ve been …
On Craig David …
[sub]Sorry, Eve, those ellipses were irresistible.[/sub]
In MPSIMS
-The Straight Dope Drinking Game!
-Most Sensational, Insperational.
In MPSIMS
Just when you thought all the idiots were gone…
New Message Board for Writers
When I grow up…
What shall be painted on my naked rear end?
MPSIMS:
You are looking at a computer screen, or What does your screensaver text say?
Wow, I’m ugly! (warning, long)
In MPSIMS:
Happy Birthday Spider Woman
I killed a spider tonight
In MPSIMS
Boston Dopers: I need help
How many underaged dopers are out there?
This is weird and unbelievable
Terminology for the female reproductive area, or, What do YOU like to call it?
DOPEFESTS!!! Airman Doors Finally Earns his Title! And you can help…
Sodomy Ghost
The Straight Dope Drinking Game
Welcome to my hangover