Can't pass this up, more sequential threads:

Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
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I’m not drunk tonight, I’m tipsy!!!
Masturbation and Statistics

Masturbation and Statistics
Finally something good out of this mess!

I Have A New Girlfriend!
Am I demented?

Yup, I’m gonna hire a hooker
I got rear ended today!

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Homosexuals killed my mom
Am I demented?

How pathetic am I?
Kicking myself…

I lied!
I’m getting married!

12:01 am.

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What would you want done with it, seriously?
The dreaded “rear admiral”?

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She’s MORE than tipsy, folks…trust me!

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Earliest memory
Free Beer, Naked Women and Men, Donuts, Motorcycles, Whipped Cream, BBQ and Steak

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Questions you should have asked as a kid
Gattaca glasses anyone?

Yep I’m going to hire a hooker:
bid on this

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I’m not argueing with you…
Masturbation and Statistics

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Lessons from a Dog
I got rear ended today!

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Help!
I have eleven pieces of Juicy Fruit in my mouth

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I’m not drunk tonight, I’m tipsy!!!
I’m not arguing that with you…

Does anybody else enjoy this?
Yup, I’m gonna hire a hooker

Entertaining things to do on a date
Oh my freaking hand.

Find a loophole in THIS, if you can
The dreaded “rear admiral”?

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I have eleven pieces of Juicy Fruit in my mouth.
Does anyone else enjoy this?

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Need, umm … Scooby-Doo help…
Who wants to help me?

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Homosexuals Killed My Mother!
…ohh God… please not my cat…
I have a new girlfriend!
How pathetic am I?

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This one is too easy:
I am now a tool of The Man
The dreaded “rear admiral”?

15

MPSIMS and Pit cross breed:

Yup, I’m gonna hire a hooker
She’s paying for it apparently.

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A IMHO and MPSIMS hybrid:

Funny/strange names for your…
Yipeee, new toy!

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Homosexuals Killed My Mother
For all those who wondered what I did with the hooker on Thursday…

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earliest memory
Homosexuals Killed My Mother

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For all those who wondered what I did with a hooker on Thursday…
…ohh God… please not my cat…
Problem With Depression
Should I hire a hooker?

I’m not arguing that with you…
What are you doing exactly now?

I’m getting married!!
The SDMB Soap Opera

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Your chance to fame. Name that cat.
Ohh God…please not my cat.

For all those who wondered what I did with a hooker
on Thursday…
I lied!