MPSIMS
-Kung Fu or Porn
-Scar Stories
Now that’s a thread I don’t wanna miss.
In MPSIMS:
All about Eve
help me satisfy my girlfriend
In MPSIMS this am:
Note to self:
Half-naked teenage girls.
That used to be on my shopping list too when I was a lot younger. Funny I could never find what aisle they were on.
Yeah, it’s me again
just now in IMHO:
What do people want to see in porn?
Job interview questions
It just struck me funny somehow.
OK, in MPSIMS:
“Sequential thread titles of the if not damned, then just slightly darned”
Followed immediately by:
“Need help from an ex-junkie”
and then
“Help me satisfy my girlfriend”
This just in:
“Remind me again. What do women really want?”
“Voodoo”
StG
Right now:
“Sequential thread titles of the if not damned, then just slightly darned”
followed by:
“Voodoo”
From MPSIMS:
SNAP! eep eep eep…
RIP “Arthur”.
heh, heh, heh.
Oh, this is too classic…
From MPSIMS:
Dieting Dopers Support Thread - week of March 25
San DiegDopefest March 30 at Farrell’s Ice Cream!
God, you guys! Ice cream for dieters? How cruel! 
And one more (sorry, I just can’t help myself):
From MPSIMS:
The Dave-Guy’s Bachelor Weekend™!!
Crap, i clogged the toilet!
Sorry, Dave!
Half naked teenaged girls
Need help from an ex-junkie?
OK, quite a list at the moment in MPSIMS:
*- I saw something that made me cry.
- Do Not Enter
- Prostate Cancer*
Ooookaayy… that trio can be taken a number of ways…
*- matt_mcl has another kick at the political can…
- SDMB Diplomacy - Here we go again!*
Seems reasonable enough to me…
*- How old are you, exactly?
- Share. Or Else! (warning: short)*
No. I’m not telling, and you can’t make me.
*- So I’m thinking of getting a rat
- What would you wear to the Oscars™?*
Why not? What’s-her-name wore a swan, so a rat seems reasonable…
In MPSIMS:
Remind me again, what do women want?
A ten dollar sweater
Ouch. Bad advice to take.
What makes this even funnier is that the person who started the Diet thread (me) was also involved in starting the Ice Cream get together! Perhaps that’s why I have issues…
Just now in MSPIMS
Do Not Enter
Prostate Cancer
Horrible Public Restroom Tales
Fuh-duh-duh-duh! (argh! that sound!)
This just now in MPSIMS:
*- Do Not Enter
- (your name here)*
And why not…?
some more… also from just now.
The hamster escaped!!
Now Accepting Applications
Now taking applications for my sdmb stalker!
(your name here)
the vat meat revolution has begun!
Horrible Public Restroom Tales
and finally…
Sequential thread titles of the if not damned, then just slightly darned
I saw something that made me cry.
- Remind me again, what do women want?
- Prostate Cancer
-Does my friend suck at the Internet?
-SNAP! eep eep eep
so bad it hurts apparently…