That’s it. That is IT. The very last bug that’s going to has come flying out of the infested basement of this shithole apartment and landed on my face without warning. I’m bombing the motherfuckers TODAY. Sure, it’ll kill the upstairs neighbor’s baby, but that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make.
You get woken up by a bug and the first thing you do is post to this BB ? Sheesh, a bit addicted aren’t ya ? Seriously though . . . What a way to wake up ! Yikes !! You go Otto ! Bomb those suckers to the ice age !
Does Roachman know about this ?
What ?
OH, those kind of roaches, ok . . .
I’ll be in the back slapping the big nosed rasta man.
Yes. All bugs must die. Especially if they fly and decide to land on me. Then they must die. I don’t care if they are harmless. They must die. All bugs must die. I hate bugs. All bugs must die.
Otto:
Call the landlord. Explain the ‘warranty of habitability’ to him/her. Explain how he/she is in breach. Ask him/her to send the pest control. Follow up in writing explaining that you’ll call the exterminator and deduct same from next months rent. Wait awhile.
Then follow up. Either way you’ll get a permanent solution.
Who’s this seemingly logical person, and what has he/she done with CalBoom?
After battling both Otto and Esprix, I have developed respect for their persistence, intelligence and patience. That respect is undiminished by the fact that we agree on very little. However, I have no (zero, zilch, nada) respect for slumlords
Peace
Darn, I thought this was going to be a rant from Elmer Fudd.
Hey, Pooch, that’s the first time I’ve laughed all day, thanks! 
Bugs keep me healthy!
I have very old, holey window screens, and flies come wandering in regularly (heaven forbid the damn cats ever do more than just stare blankly at them!).
So I have become a veritable Billie Jean King of flyswatting. I can knock 'em out of midflight now, which is great for my hand-eye coordination and gets the ticker pumping.
Plus, it’s fun to jump up and down yelling, “I have become Death, destroyer of flies!” whenever I get one.
I had a friend who visited Thailand and when I questioned her about the bug problem there she stared at me blakly for a second. “I WISH they had a bug problem.” Apparently, the real problem where she was, was lizards. They would climb on the ceilings. God forbid if you slept with your mouth open!
Bitch by Birth
Oh, just do your dishes and take out the garbage already!
Doctor ,doctor,every time I close my eyes I see an insect spinning in front if me.
Oh never mind-it’s just a bug going round!