Build your mate for 5 dollars

How much would it cost us to fix that?

$2 Great body + $1 Smart + $1 Funny + $1 Tall

The last two are pretty optional but no sense wasting the extra money.

But she’s terrible in bed and cheats on you and is a buttaface.

Ah, well.

$3 Good Looks + 1 Smart + .5 0-2 kids. Since I’m of the age where a potential mate may be over childbearing age, I wouldn’t mind a kid by proxy as long as they’re not a total brat. So 1 kids would be a bonus for me, no kids or 2 kids would be okay, but I’d spend a buck to make sure they don’t have three! I am an introvert in the sense of being worn out by social interaction, so constantly having to interact with 4 people would wear me out no matter if they were toddlers or teenagers.

Can i save my mate funds for beer or other potential substitutes? :smiley:

Faithful and great in bed. The first one can’t be bought, and I think the second one depends on the first.

Naw. Honestly, if she was playing the field she might come back with lots of new ideas.

If that works for you that’s fine. To me ‘great in bed’ is not merely physical.

I do believe that, that sort of tradeoff balancing is the point of the thread.

However, I have little reason to think that one can’t improve at physical activities with practice and guidance. I also think that if you don’t care about cheating, then cheating becomes impossible, so I’m basically safe there.

And spending over half my budget on looks doesn’t seem reasonable. I guess, technically, I ended up doing so by adding height, but I like kissing so it’s nice to have a tall woman. I would have preferred that there were some personality options on the menu that I could have spent that dollar on.

I aint got no five dollas. Treefitty gonna get me funny smart tall 'n haf a kid.

Are these all-or-nothing options; could I get “wicked cute” for two-and-a-quarter?

Knowing what I know now, I’ll take Wealthy and 2/3rds Wealthy.