Well, how much?
I understand that it depends on the stranger and all that, because a lot of people are like
“Well, I don’t know so and so, so they’re a stranger. Man, I’d love him/her to ruin my life.”
But let’s just say all things being equal, how much would it take for you to have sex with a stranger? Someone once said that we’re all whores, it’s just a matter of price. Who was that again?
Anyway, take off your party-pooper hats, and put aside all the “I’m happily married and I’d never do that not for a million billion bajillion dollars!” crap and just think hypothetically for a sec. I mean, I love my girlfriend and all that rot, but really, a million bajillion dollars? Shit, the guy could have her for a whole week!
As for me, I think I could be had for a whole lot less. I think it would only take about half a mil. Probably only half that. Or even half of that half. Hell, I’d do it for $150,000.
If my girlfriend would let me, at least.
So how about it kids? How much:
A. For you to rent your SO’s nookie out?
I personally, would have no problem doing it for about ten grand. I mean, for two minutes of work… uh… did I say two minutes? I meant two hours… Yep. Two hours of work for $10K seems good to me.
My fiancee would probably not be too pleased.
“But Honey,” I would say, “we could pay off the new Honda right away!”
She wouldn’t let me do it, I don’t think, until the student loans were covered too.
Kinda depends who I’m expected to service, doesn’t it? If we’re talking about your Grandma, my price might be beyond Bill Gates. For Laetitia Casta, it’s cab fare there and back.
A. How much is Lola worth? Like the credit card guys say… “priceless”.
B. I don’t have to rent my nookie from Lola, all she wants is total subservience and lifelong devotion plus a ton of hot monkey lovin’. Whatever that is worth I’m happily paying it.
When the Demi Moore/ Robert Redford movie was in the theaters, my then (now ex) SO and I discussed it and decided if either of us were offered a million bucks to have sex with someone, it would be OK as long as afterwards we split the cash.
It’s easy to say, “yeah, I’d put out for $1M” but there’s all that really messy emotional stuff I’d have to put up with from the SO. Even that isn’t worth the money.
Well, if Mrs. O thought he was good-looking and all, the price would probably start out around $50K. Covers old student loans and a couple other debts. If she didn’t like him at all, we’d be talking a couple mil.
Me? I’m a cheap whore. The $50K would do me fine under any circumstances.
