“Indecent Proposal”
When we saw the movie, I asked Mrs D if she’d fuck RR for $1Mill. She said she might even pay more!
Me, I’m sure I’d go pretty cheap. The missus too. Maybe $5G? Less than that probably wouldn’t be worth it, but I could do with $5G for an evening’s work. Absolute hideous creatures would probably have to pay more. Proper hygeine would be required. Not sure what I would charge for me to do (or be done by) a guy. Maybe $10G? Yeah. I admit it. I’m a whore. (Of course someone will interpret that as lawyer bashing on my part.)
(Any hang up with any sexual partner would be concerns about the possibility of disease. Do such real-life concerns exist in this imaginary scenario? If so, my price would go up considerably.)
1 million. I’m worth as much as Demi Moore, I think :). My BF and I have discussed it and we decided for a million it is well worth it.
As a side note I do know a straight guy who was offered a large sum ( in the tens of thousands) of dollars to allow a rich homosexual to give him head. He said no, after considering it, basically because once you’ve put a price on yourself, how low will you go?
Depends. Would I have to offer a “Satisfaction guaranteed or your money back” clause? 
Please don’t take this as a personal attack. It is not. I am just expressing my opinion.
Now then…
Self-righteous stuff like this is both bogus and sad. Have you ever even seen $50,000 in cash? Me either. Let alone 5 times that. And $1,000,000.00? Holy shit that’s a lot of fuckin’ money. In cold hard cash no less, it would fill a bathroom.
Anyway, the point is that replies like that are just so snooty.
“I respect my wonderful self too much for that.”
Kinda got a high opinion of yourself, there, don’tchya chief? See, this is all hypothetical. All in fun. Many of us know that if confronted with the situation, we’d wuss out, but we speculate on what we might do just for grins. Some of us think we would do it easily, and we say so. But to shit on the concept because you think you’re above the basic human facet called greed is just haughty.
Oh, we’re all troglodytes. You’re above the love of money.
Whatever.
Everyone has a price. I like to think that I love my SO more than anything on Earth, that I’d die for her and all that.
But I can admit that I might be tempted, by a beautiful woman, by power, by money, who knows?
From my way of thinking, it’s the people who are willing to acknowledge their weaknesses who are better prepared to confront them, as oppossed to those who can’t admit they are just as human as the rest of us.
Or course, that’s just my opinion, I could be wrong.
You are WAY OFF BASE, Lex!
A million WOULD NOT fill a shitter. They’ve got a million singles bound and displayed at the Fed Reserve Bank in Chicago on S. LaSalle. IIRC it was in a cube about 4’X4’.
On everything else, you’re spot on.
I would have to say my price for either the wife or I, would depend on “NEED”. If I had a need for $10,000 for an operation to save a member of my family, and had no other way to get the money. I don’t care if (s)he’s an old hag. It would be a job, just like cleaning up your kids vomit. Close your eyes, breath through you mouth and get the job done. Now if it were today, my wife would have to agree, and it would have to be enough to pay off the house, the cars, and college for the two kids, at a good school! The college alone would be close to 200K, so half a million would cover it all for a female. I really don’t see myself doing anything, with any guy, just for money.
I would have to say my price for either the wife or I, would depend on “NEED”. If I had a need for $10,000 for an operation to save a member of my family, and had no other way to get the money. I don’t care if (s)he’s an old hag. It would be a job, just like cleaning up your kids vomit. Close your eyes, breath through you mouth and get the job done. Now if it were today, my wife would have to agree, and it would have to be enough to pay off the house, the cars, and college for the two kids, at a good school! The college alone would be close to 200K, so half a million would cover it all for a female. I really don’t see myself doing anything, with any guy, just for money.
Dammit, Lex… don’t get your panties in a bunch because someone posted a serious reply to your question. We chicks tend to have a higher regard to our genitalia then men do, so of course you’re going to get a reply like that. There are a few of us that do believe that our vaginas are not for sale.
I understand that this was all in fun, but perhaps, for this particular person, that in the sexual sense, she’s not up for sale. You could have asked, “how much would it cost for you to knock off another human being?” and she could have replied, “$125 in traveler’s checks.” Yeah, everyone has a price, but it depends on what’s being sold.
I should actually restate my last post:
With this SO: I couldn’t do it–he means that much to me.
With previous boyfriends: bidding would start at $75G.
To rent Feynn out? It would have to be a lot, and I mean a LOT. I would have some emotional issues afterwards. I would probably have an easier time renting myself out, although I imagine Feynn might have some issues afterwards… My feelings probably differ between us because Feynn has always believed that sex should have emotional commitment first, and has never taken it lightly. I have taken it lightly, and probably could again.
When my wife heard the plot to that movie she said, “No, non, no! Robert Redford–FREE! Idi Amin–a million bucks!”
Dinsdale, when I interviewed down there I was told the million bucks was fake.
Right, Java, okay, but this isn’t a serious question, so I didn’t expect any serious answers.
It’s like asking:
If I were to run up dressed as a clown, with one of those red clown noses on, and I had a big red dildo in one hand and a gun in the other, and I put the gun to your head, and said “I’m gonna stick the my nose or this dildo in a very uncomfortable place, now what’s it gonna be?” and then I started to poke and prod you with the phallus while making honking noises, what would you do?
See, it’s not a serious question. “How much would you sell yourself or your SO for?” is something so hypothetical that it’s almost ridiculous. And for someone to take that seriously is just taking themselves too seriously.
“What would it take for you to kill your child?” is another one. It doesn’t make any sense. But people don’t think that shit through. What if your child gets hit by cement mixer and is languishing on life support for months on end? Would you pull the plug? Is that what it would take for you to kill your child? No one wants to think about that, because it sucks. So I didn’t start a thread about it. I didn’t start a thread about eating human flesh, either. Nor did I start a thread about suicide. I wanted it to be fun with a pinch of naughty, not depressing.
I just want people to think a little bit before they parrot some obvious ass answer. Everyone knows you wouldn’t sell yourself or your SO under normal circumstances.
Newsflash! Someone offering a million bucks to have sex with you is not normal circumstances.
It just gets back to the idea that you can’t truly say what you would do in an extreme situation until you’ve been in that situation, you can only speculate.
And sometimes, speculating is fun.
Saying you would never do something for money is akin to saying that if you won the lottery, it wouldn’t change you. How the hell do you know that? It’s all conjecture.
Anyway, I stand firm in that if you think you know yourself so well that you can say for certain what you would do in any given extreme situation is to take yourself too seriously. I just think it’s small-minded, that’s all. However, once again:
That’s just my opinion, I could be wrong.
I was gonna say something smart (like a 40 of Colt 45 before and another after), but then I remembered how (in Kingpin) Woodey Harrelson “paid” his back-rent.
Nevermind…
Folks, I think we’ve been treated to a peek into Lexicon’s sex life… 
$100,000. That’s where bidding would begin. For my ex, I’d be satisfied with a milkshake.
If I still loved him, I think I would draw the line at $1,000,000.
“But let’s just say all things being equal, how much would it take for you to have sex with a
stranger?”
They are all strangers when you have sex with them for the first time, eh?
There is a wonderful scene with Groucho and Margaret Dumont ( I think) that goes something like this:
Groucho: How much for you to make love to me?
Margeret: Five thousand dollars.
Groucho: How about two dollars?
Margeret:Two dollars? Certainly not!
Groucho: What’s all the fuss, we’ve already established whatyou are, now we are negotiating the price.
Maybe the price would change if I was not single but right now my price would be about $10,000.
The price is negotiable (as I said, I’m easy [read cheap]), but we would definitely be talking unmarked non-sequential bills. Or else no deal.
Also, I’d need Budweiser beer. Would I get something resembling the contract riders rock stars get? Let’s hope so.
Hey, I’m FREE! And I have plenty of money too! ;)