Um, let’s see (Whips out calculator)…yep, just as I thought…$0.45.
When Indecent Proposal was out in the theaters, one female comedian quipped:
“Hmmm. Let’s see, I’d get a million dollars, and have sex with Robert Redford. Should I do it? Gee, tough call! :rolleyes:”
1 million dollars! That would allow me to pay off both my and my so’s bills, buy a house, a car, put money aside for my nieces and nephews and still leave me with savings! I think I could sell myself for one night to be free of debt! If the stranger wanted both my SO and I, 1.5 million!
Um, How much for me? thats a tough call. seeing as how I currently am saving to buy a house and a new MR2 – around $300,000
Wait, who the hell am I kidding, 5 bucks would do it. – no thats not enough to split with my SO
wait, if I have to split it with her, then I’ll need more than $300,000 to get what I want to…
aww hell, just pay me
Oh man! I am crying ‘cause I am laughing so hard! That is the funniest freakin’ thing I have seen in months! Thanks, Lex. (I’m tempted to take it for a sig…)
The price for me would depend on the “duties” I would be expected to perform. If all I had to do was lay back and think of England, I’d do it for $50,000 easy. If I actually had to go down on the guy, I would charge at least $1,000,000.
Anyone know the going price on a condom?
I mean, think about it: if you’ve ever had a one night stand or perhaps not that but if you’ve slept with someone the first day/night you’ve met them, what’s the difference really? I say there is no difference save the offer of money, which to some, cheapens the act that might otherwise be freely given. BTW, I’m not necessarily one of those people.
Green Bean, you have a $950,000 up-charge for head!? Do you realize that means that for $1MM you’re willing to either:
a) have sex with 20 people, or
b) go down on 1
Does it really taste that bad?
I’m in a bit of a financial bind right now, so I’d probably agree to letting someone have a night with my wife for $10,000, or maybe even less, if she was agreeable. She slept with lots of people before we were married, one more afterwards wouldn’t make that big of a difference. I’m on friendly terms with a few of her ex-boyfriends so I’m not the jealous type. I would definitely try to get more, though.
As for myself, if the woman wasn’t unattractive I’d do it for whatever my wife felt was fair. If she thought we needed $5 I’d do it.