Don’t even ask what Girl Scout cookies are made of.
Just.
Don’t.
If vegetarians eat only vegetables, then what do humanitarians eat?
If pro- is the opposite of con-, what’s the opposite of Progress?
Ahem. The Master speaks.
And why is no one ever kempt, shevled, traut, tressed, or whelmed?
Why do flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?
What happens to the space - time continuum if you play AM radio after noon?
Barber college is for people who want to becoming barbers. Engineering school is for future engineers. Are there really that many people wanting to go to Messiah College?
Is it like those mental wards that have 3 Napoleons and 4 Jesuses? How do 175 Messiah wanna-be’s get along?
Are people from Mons, Belgium referred to as Monsters?
What would chairs look like if our legs bent the other way?
If your camper sleeps six, how many does it eat?
If you have more than 1 goose, you have geese.
If you have more than 1 moose, you have … meese?
A little goose is a gosling.
But WTF is a little moose? Mosling?
If you have more than one mouse, you have mice.
If you have more than one house, do you have hice?
Did the guy who put the bomp in the bomp bomp bomp also write the Book of Love?