Why can’t I fry eggs in my freezer?
What is 1+1?
Why do things fall down?
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You can, it’s just difficult crawling in and finding the space required between the frozen pizzas and fudgsicles.
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11
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God was OCD
Why is the sea salty?
The sea is salty from the tears of thousands of years’ worth of drowned sailors.
If they remade the series today, who should play Xena, Warrior Princess?
What is 1+1?
10
Why do things fall down?
Anthropic Principle
Whoever wins the audition.
If we share a space station with the Russians, does that mean we are communists now too?
Why do we drive on streets and park in parking lots?
Streets are designed to be driven on in order to get from place to place. Parking lots are areas that are specifically designated as places to park.
No, if we were communists, we’d own a space station with the Russians.
Are you sure you didn’t mean to ask “Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?”
Why do I get tickets when I park in the middle of ‘the park’ then (especially Central Park)?
Because there are different types of “park” and Central Park is not for parking cars.
If you are a contestant playing the Monty Hall game and first prize is a car, if the first door you pick reveals the car when opened, should you take it or wait and see if Monty offers you the chance to switch?
These are ponderable questions.
How is babby formed? How girl get pragnent?
I would switch because I already have a car and don’t need another one.
Is 0.9999… equal to 10000?
Why?
:smack:
Who wrote the book of love?
No. But the interval from 0.9 to 1 contains as many numbers as the interval from 1 to 10000.
That’s ponderously imponderable.
Imagine you had an aircraft that tried to take off from an oversized piece of exercise equipment. Would it work? In particular, could a helicopter take off from the seat of a humongous stationary bike?
Yes.
Who is buried in Grant’s Tomb?
Nobody. 
[picks teeth]