Does anyone know of any good questions to ponder? Questions which don’t have an answer all the time. A couple of good questions i heard today were…
If someone was to take water from the Bermuda Triangle and put it in their toilet, would they still have to flush?
If you were to tie a piece of buttered toast on to the back of a cat (buttered side up) and drop the cat on the floor, which side would land up? (seeing that buttered toast always lands buttered side down and cats always land on their feet, so it seems).
What would happen if you put a slinky on an escaltor?
What color would a smurf turn if you were to choke one?
Anyone have some to share?
Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?
What do chickens think we taste like?
What do you call a male ladybug?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
Why is it called tourist season if we can’t shoot at them?
Why are there flotation devices in the seats of planes instead of parachutes?
Why are cigarettes sold at gas stations where smoking is prohibited?
How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work?
If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why does it have locks on the door?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don’t they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
If a firefighter fights fire and a crime fighter fights crime, what does a freedom fighter fight?
If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do they get baby oil?
If a cow laughs, does milk come out of her nose?
If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?
Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of a drive-up ATM?
Why don’t sheep shrink when it rains?
What would Geronimo say if he jumped out of an airplane?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
Do cannibals think clowns taste funny?If flying is so safe, Why do they call the airport the “terminal”?
Where are we going and what’s with the handbasket?
Does it bother you that doctor’s call what they do “practice”?
Why do we drive on the parkway and park on the driveway?
Because then the plane wouldn’t fly.
I am almost certain Cecil did this one, I am too lazy to look for it tho.
What is the difference between zero and nothing?
If a bear shits in the woods, and nobody’s there to smell it, does it still stink?
I am almost certain Cecil did this one, I am too lazy to look for it tho.
What is the difference between zero and nothing? **
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He did, and the answer was, basically, so blind people can use them. As in, they are perfectly capable of taking a cab to the bank, or being driven by a friend, but would not want to give their access code to the driver.
Things that make you go “Hmmmmm”:
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[li]Having a gag around your mouth and trying to scream, but all that comes out is… “Hmmmm! Hmmmm!”[/li][li]Having a frog in your throat and trying to clear it.[/li][li]Opal makes me go “Hmmmm” sometimes.[/li][li]Having someone put a gun to your head and forcing you to say, “Hmmmm”.[/li][/ul]
[sub]Credit Wayne’s World.[/sub]
Whenever I hear this one, my standard reply is “Because highways aren’t wide enough.”