I must be tired. I swear I didn’t see the word “on” when I first read this headline:
Bush and Kerry trade blows on jobs
That is all.
Eww.
Heh…
Glad to hear I’m not the only one who did a triple-take with that one.
Yah, “on” is definantly a hiding word. Oh man, whoever wrote that - what were they thinking?
There must be something going around. Not an hour ago I misread
Four killed in Israeli incursion
as “Four killed in Israeli circumcision”.
I was thinking, sheesh, did the mohel use a chainsaw or something?
Man, is *my * timing all off! My thread from last week, Horribly Misread Headlines. Eh - you win some, you lose some, then you get kicked in the crotch.
This sounds like an EXCELLENT way to decide the next president.
BUSH: “My fellow Americans, at 10:30 this morning, I sucked Senator Kerry’s dick, and it tasted good. I have decided to step down from the office of the Presidency… and will someone hand me a towel? I still got some Kerry juice on my chin.”
I saw that movie. The Texas Bris Massacre
It’s funny. I could totally hear Dubya’s voice in my head while I read this.
Probably something like, “Man, I am so sick of this campaign business. I wish there was some way to make fun of these two losers. Oh wait…”