Discuss.
Been drinking tonight?
Discuss.
Have a shower, and fuck yourself.
Discuss.
Bush == bad.
Track = Field
Discus.
Ron=Jeremy
Disgust.
wind = sudden
This gust.
Damned = Frisbee
Disc cuss.
You suck = lame shit
Diss cuss’d.
Save = Everyone
Disk us.
Bush = Bad
Yeah, that sounds about right. Discussion over.
Clinton = Worse
Maybe, but I’ll bet he took a shower first.
Brooklyn = Introduction
“Dis Gus”.
Actually, TJ Hooker made a common C blooper: He used = instead of == in a comparison context. As C is as permissive as a stoned hippy, it happily assigned the value referenced by Bad to the place in memory referenced by Bush. As the = operator always returns a true result when used in a conditional context, the conditional code will always be executed and he’ll probably have fubared his code by losing a variable’s value.
I believe most lints will catch that error, so proper use of a code auditing tool should reduce the problems he has while coding drunker than an Irish sailor.
And, to jump on the bandwagon:
Romans = Sport
Discus.
Superman = Clark Kent
Disguise.
At which point the rules change and I retire.
He showered.
He’s still fucked.
Under = Pants
That’s why you always put the constant on the left.
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