Bush Lies Again! 7-Year-Old Terrorized!

Lord Ashtar, I can’t believe I missed that thread the first time around! I don’t believe I’ve ever seen anyone roasted quite so nicely before.

Wow, when an OP is so weak that Brutus is the one to demolish it. . . words fail me. . .

. . . and apparently they fail Reeder too. . .

Not bad, but you failed to use profanity, insult your opponent’s intellect, and suggest he be imprisoned and/or shot for being a traitor. Please review your Ann Coulter notes and Bill O’Reilly videotapes and try again.

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G: A Larch

The kid was obviously subourned by the pinko, left-leaning, commie, liberal, terrorist-supporting whoevertheyare. Obviously, it was a set-up and a lame attempt to embarrass our Beloved Leader. People should know: It is impossible to embarrass our Beloved Leader.

Yeah, that thread was fun to read, wasn’t it?

Cool, thanks for the link. And to give credit where credit is very much due, it was Brutus who pointed out that Bush had visited two hospitals.

Excuse me, but why is everyone taking a 6 year old’s version of events as fact, as compared to the President of the United States??? If Bush says the kid is 6, then that’s good enough for me and the kid is obviously only trying to make trouble.:dubious:

Funky: Why would a kid lie about his age? Why couldn’t Bush’s people have messed up?

Thanks for reminding me of that thread, Lord Ashtar and TaxGuy. It’s remarkably similar to this thread, where he was debunked in one post by Yours Truly.

I notice that he never did come back and answer the question as to whether he visited any of the wounded, or went to any of the funerals of the dead, as I have done. Not that I expect an answer now, but I’ll allow Reeder another chance. So I ask you, Reeder: Have you gone to see any of the wounded and/or gone to the funerals of the dead? All that is required is a Yes or No answer.

I think you can type a few letters in between your hunt for minutiae that possibly portends what you perceive as another lie from Bush. Hell, it only took me 3 minutes to type this whole post, and I can’t type. It takes me…yes…no…three seconds total to type both words, and another to submit.

How about it? Yes or No. That’s all I ask.

Sorry Gadfly, that was my attempt at sarcasm. I guess I aimed too high and missed the mark. Back to lurking I go…

No, no, that sarcasm was just spiffy! And the sarcasm in the OP was just spiffy too. Nice parody.

Even though I believe the administration has secret evidence that the boy is really six, but cannot reveal it for fear of endangering the source. You’re just going to have to trust the President on this one.

I heard that the evidence was contained on a tape, but there is an 18 1/2 minute gap on it!

I have a recording of Arlo Guthrie in which he claims that Nixon erased his personal copy of Alice’s Restaurant from the tape.

And to think that all this time Nixon was telling the truth. Even Arlo thinks so. Whodathunkit? :wink:

Why was this kid allowed to use free speech outside of a free speech zone? Won’t someone please think of the President’s security?

Perhaps another attempt to recreate Bush senior’s administration. Back in 1990, I think it was, Bush the Elder was visiting a kindergarten, and one boy piped up, “How do I know you’re really the President? How do I know you’re not some joker guy?” In all seriousness, Bush pulled out his wallet to display his driver’s license, library card, and photo of himself and Bar; then the kid was convinced.

That was a cute story, though not necessarily front page-worthy. When I read the OP-linked item, however, (and I saw it before I saw this thread), I kept waiting for the punchline, and there wasn’t one.

This years surprise Christmas song hit: Can Santa Claus Find Me at Guantanamo?

Oh yeah? Well, what about Clinton? Huh? Huh?

What about all those people Clinton had murdered to cover up all the times Clinton lied about their ages? Huh? Huh? And Hilary knew all about it! They found their birthday cakes in Hilary’s library, with her fingerprints in the frosting! And the liberal media covered it all up, because they are Commies!

But let one Bush daughter use a fake ID, and it’s all over the papers. Bastards.

Regards,
Shodan

They killed Kenny?

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Yes, but the shot came from the grassy knoll. I read it on the Internet.

Regards,
Shodan