Bush Promises To Restore GOP

Pretty much 0 + 0.

I think there’s been a transciption error. “Rebuilding Our Republican Majority” was anagrammitized out of the original “PUBIC RITE MAILORDER BUYING JOURNAL”

“We have a strong record” was originally, “STEW CRAVED GONORRHEA.”

And finally, “Learn from every election” came from “ENROLL FART, RECEIVE MONEY.”

Here’s hoping Bush rebuilds the GOP just as successfully as he rebuilt Iraq.

He then spent the next 15 minutes trying to fit the two puzzle pieces together…

The thread title becomes:
Bush Promises To Restore POG
Yes, POGs!