GeeDubya gave a speech at Oak Ridge. In other circumstances, it might well be considered a pretty minor speech. But this is the first glimpse we’ve gotten as to how the Bushiviks intend to respond to the Senate Intelligence report. The answer, it would seem, is mendacity and insinuation on a Nixonian scale.
(The full text is available here…http://www.georgewbush.com/News/Read.aspx?ID=2936… just in case you think I’m making this shit up….)
We were questioning as to whether GeeDubya would try to dump the whole mess off on George Tenet (the Clinton appointee…), singing the blues about how he done been bamboozled and cozened by that dastardly Clinton appointee.
Nope, he’s decided to brazen it out!
I gasp in astonishment. The have “identified some shortcomings”. Is there some theoretical limit to understatement, some neutron density? Did he read the same report I did? World War II was noisy. The Black Death was kind of a drag. “Shortcomings” were “identified”.
Now, this little tidbit is stuck in a more general line of blather. Refering to A.Q. Khan, the Pakistani scientist who was running a nuclear Amway sale….
Quite true, as far as it goes. Three years ago, this was so. It remained so until February of this year. Only two real possibilities: one, we didn’t know squat about it, even as it went on for three years, or we knew and did nothing. Neither can be said to be heartening. And when found out, our dearest good buddy Musharaff, leader of one of the most democratic military dictatorships ever, pardoned the miscreant the very next day! But its true, three years ago, he was selling the stuff, today, he is not.
So far as we know. We are assured that he is “out of business”? By whom are we assured? By the same CIA that didn’t know for three long years? Or did Gen. Musharaff cross his heart, no Kings-X allowed? Gosh, I sure hope that isn’t another “shortcoming”! That could be a bad thing.
With friends like this, who needs enemies?
Brood on that for a moment. Our ally and boon companion, Pakistan, was selling the real “weapons of mass destruction” to our “sworn enemies”. Iraq didn’t even have these weapons to sell, and we invaded them to prevent them from giving what they didn’t have. In which alternative universe does this make any sense at all?
Stirring words. But it does raise the question, does it not? If Iraq posed such a desperate threat, if Saddam bin Laden seethed with hatred and madness, then why hadn’t he already attacked? What was the madman waiting for? And if he was restrained by the weakness of his military force and the certainty of destruction, then he isn’t quite the madman, now is he?
Is he offering the premise that Saddam boiled with rage for more than ten years, enduring sanctions and humiliations too numerous to mention, waiting for his dog to tell him to attack? Did Saddam hate America? Probably. Why didn’t he attack America? Two real good reasons leap to mind.
First, of course, he couldn’t, not even with his nuclear anthrax VX intercontinental drones of Doom. (Duct tape shortage….) And second, of course, we would have turned Baghdad into a level plain of green glass in the middle of the Godforsaken Desert.
But he’s a madman, mustn’t delay, mustn’t hesitate. Can’t wait for allies, can’t wait for proof, can’t wait for inspections. Can wait for ten years, but not one minute longer.
Ah! The capability of production, which could be passed on to bent terrorists. Did he have a Ronco Pre-Fab Pocket Weapons Lab to hand over to ObL? Was he going to scrape the rust off one of those Mobile Weapons Labs of Doom, dismantle it and ship it to……where? Well, somewhere.
But the more important point is this: the “capability” to produce chemical and biological weapons is virtually universal, Gabon can do it, Upper Volta can do it, Belgium can do it. Iran can do it. Pakistan did do it, and went nuclear with it! Mustard gas, hell! Nukes! What “capability” did Iraq possess that could be shared with AlQ, and in what respect was this unique to Iraq? Does Iran hate our guts any less? N Korea? Sudan? Syria?
If AlQ wants such weapons, you can bet your ass they’ve already got them! Why should we feel any safer merely because the can’t get them from Iraq, when they have almost the entire world to choose from?
By golly, there’s a glimmer of truth there! Indeed, the world is a better place now that Qaddaffy Duck has come around! Was he a madman? Certainly by the standards applied recently: thumbing his nose at sanctions, fostering terrorist acts against Americans, carrying out terrorist acts, pursuing WMD, and writing really, really bad novels. Just like Saddam, except for the fact that Saddam wasn’t, and he was. Qaddaffy - genuine and verifiable acts of terrorism, and pursuit of “WMD”. Saddam - vague and unproven “contacts”, smoke and mirrors. Qaddaffy – sanctions and diplomacy. Saddam – war and invasion.
Why? Does this make the slightest sense?
There are tons more blather in the speech, we would need a tag team to render justice, so I’ll just confine myself. If anyone else wishes to highlight another nugget of bullshit, please feel free to join in. Conversely, if anyone thinks that this makes some plausible sense that has escaped my deranged lefty sensibilities, “bring it on”.
