Bush's plan for the Rapture.

Something I just absolutely had to share with those of you who don’t read The Slate on MSN. You can find the article here.

This is obviously a joke, but still a very very funny one. My favorite line:

“In secret tests conducted last month on a remote Pacific Ocean island, a prayer-circle guidance team proved unable to distinguish between a dummy nuclear warhead and a specially reinforced hymnal when both were re-entering the atmosphere at speeds in excess of 8,000 miles per hour.”

Enjoy! :slight_smile:

Little do they know that cardinals don’t wear miters, bishops do.

Wow… Shrub and I agree on something!

“For technical reasons, it is unclear whether nonbelievers can be protected.” - LOL

Thanks Simetra :smiley: