Businesses that are doomed to fail

Everyone knows about the “big and tall mans shop in Hong Kong” or the “tanning salon in Botswana”. Any others?

Eric

The Sonic franchise in Barrow, Alaska.
Lane Bryant in Boulder, Colorado.
The Lesbian Feminist Collective Bookstore in Lynchburg, Virginia.
The Carl’s Jr. franchise in Berkeley, California.
American Eagle Outfitters in Paris.

The Amish chapter of the NRA

Ah Maureen, the best thing about making fun of the Amish on-line? They’ll never know you did it

As to the OP:

Uncle Jacko’s Day Care
Syd Barrett Rehabilitation Center
Enron

Papa Wevets’s Nuclear Power Plant and Everlasting Salad Bar

(Okay, I admit it: I stole the idea from an author named Jeff Smith)

HUH? (okay, be kind, I’m from Alaska), are there only skinny people in Boulder or something?

Lager and Ale Keg Coolers of England (By Appointment to Her Majesty the Queen)
CompUSA in Lancaster, Pennsylvania
Riyadh Brewpub
Riyadh Christian Bookstore
Abercrombie and Fitch, The Galleria at Riyadh Dunes
Dixie Kosher Deli and Bagels, with locations throughout Mississippi and Alabama
Toshiro Kurazawa Mazda/Honda/Toyota/Subaru/Suzuki/Isuzu of Flint
Planned Parenthood of Arkansas
TGIFriday’s in Gary, Indiana
Texas Steakhouse, anywhere inNew Mexico

One I heard about fomr a tour guide that was supposedly true was the Fireweed drive-in movie theater in Anchorage, Alaska (there’s now a standard indoor theater there).

This one took some thinking about. In the winter, it’s too cold, but that’s true in most of the lower 48 as well. In the summer, the temperature shouldn’t be a problem, right?

Well, remember that Alaska is called “The Land of the Midnight Sun.”

“Common Sense Solutions for California’s State Budget” in California
(Out of business since 1990)
Book version never made it on the best seller list either…

Why is this odd/doomed to fail?

Vatican City Video & Novelty Shop
Your one stop Adult Superstore!

The Wabuska Bar.

This is a real place, by the way. Failed twice already. Hell, the whole freakin’ town failed! Kinda hard to run a business WITH NO CUSTOMERS!


Email: Obfuscating communication for over a decade!

To quote Kenny’s father in South Park “Weekends lose their meaning when you’re unemployed.”

Gary, IN is the site of a lot of steel mills and other factories that have gone under in recent years.

The dynamite/matchstick factory.

Comprehensive Insurance Company - Springfield

The Gandhi School Of Kung-Fu

Ahmed’s Christian Book Store, Bagdhad.
Abdul Bob’s Pig in a Poke BBQ, Cairo.
Ravi’s Steak House, Calcutta.
Johnny’s Soul Food, Hayden Lake, Idaho.

What about Krispy Kreme, Boston and vicinity?

I’m in Boston and vicinity, and I’ll have to agree.

How about the Boston Red Sox? How many years in a row is it now?