Businesses who STILL haven't figured out the Internet

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@Beware_of_Doug

Repeat after me, folks…

• The internet is a distraction from Real Business.
• The internet is a toy.
• The internet is something edumacated con artists will try to sell you.
• The internet will cause your identity to be stolen and all manner of depravity posted in your name.
• Even if all the above are not true, the internet is a dead business that collapsed around 2000 with that thing they call the dot-com boom, while the real world went on doing business by phone, mail and fax.

Is this a parody?