Will it be displayed leaning backwards on a board of some kind? Will visitors be encouraged to pour water on it?
Maybe they could display the bust in an undisclosed location…
Is he going to have his trademark smirk?
Will the public be allowed to shit on it?
Will he be clenching his own dead heart in his teeth?
Will it be kept in a man-sized safe?
Why not just turn the bust into a fountain itself?
Not his face, the face of the bust next to him.
If we make them small enough, we could make urinal cakes.
Is there a way he could have his cakes and eat them too?
Is it the left one or the right one?
When the stars are right, his god will eat everyone.