Dammit, I just hate it when a news story leaves out the most important part! Did the woman say yes to her naked fleeing beau after the bullets stopped flying?
Why can’t these things happen in MY neighborhood?
The “gunman” in the story had a lot of balls drawing his weapon and firing. Way out of line, IMHO, but ballsy nonetheless. I mean, since when is a strange, naked man in the bushes cause for such commotion. What is this world coming to?