Incidentally, am I the only one who has (so far as I know) never heard “Baby, it’s cold out”? I mean, I get the general impression of what it’s about from threads like this, but I couldn’t tell you anything more than that.
C’mon, let’s give the song’s composer a break. They had to use terms like “Let it snow” and “as long as you love me so” and “but if you really hold me tight” because terms like “cisgender” and “heteronormativity” and “transgressive sexuality” are HELL to work into a rhyme scheme!
Better to light one small candle than to, uh, complain about the cold outside:
But better to rule in HELL than serve in Heaven!:
Heteronormativity will
Be cisgender, and that’s why we will
Transgress sexuality–
Let us be, let us be let us be.
I only know it because Key & Peele did a bit on it. Talking to the audience, they said “Doesn’t it sound rapey?”. Then showed a video.
Google it for much hilarity
So try this version, performed by a squeaky-clean family group with nothing but innocent relations on their mind.