How do you remove them? Can you go to a barber? Do they serve a purpose? Oh, I don’t mean the ones on the cheeks either.
After a few drinks with friends, try lighting your farts with a ciggie lighter 
Does wonders 
Not sure whether or not they serve a purpose, but I shave mine off. You may want to use a mirror if you do this, but I find it easier to do it blind. No mishaps so far, and the best thing is, I find it only needs doing every couple of weeks - the regrowth is very slow.
Don’t do what I once did, and try to pluck them out. Sure, it works a treat, but it hurts like hell, and it’s impossible to sit down afterwards. Oh, and I always dust with talcum powder afterwards, as it helps to avoid chafing.
I imagine if one was inclined to remove them, one would utilize the same tools one uses for the removal of all body hair: a shaving kit. A strategically placed mirror might help as well. As for a purpose, I don’t think there is one.
I’d assume their purpose is ancient, don’t you think? They’re there to keep sand out of your anus, much like nosehairs are there to keep sand out of your nose. People didn’t always wear Under-Roos.
As for shaving…I had mine shaved for an operation and the growing back process wasn’t much fun. I’d imagine that once you begin shaving, you can never turn back…
You can always have your butt waxed or lasered. The regrowth on those methods is very slow.
You people obviously haven’t heard the of the revolutionary new invention, NADS: HAIR REMOVAL GEL. I have, and boy that commercial scares the piss out of me.
I assume you’re referring to sphincter flagella. You’re crazy if you want to lose that stuff. I’ve had it since I’ve hit puberty and I’ve never had anything strange go up my ass. Wonderful stuff, can’t live without it.
Geez, Anal, I guess this is an appropriate place as any to mention that your username conjures up the image of teeth dropping out of a rectum. Very Burroughs.
You can just shave it off easily.
Who knows why we have it. Probably to keep some scent around in case we ever start meeting people like pooches do.
The guy in the NADS ad has to be paralyzed from the waist down. How else could he not even blink when they rip off such a huge chunk of hair on his leg. And who came up with that name? Makes you think they want to remove hair in a place I would rather they stay away from.
As for hairy butts. If it bothers you get rid of it other wise forget it. I’m hairy all over. If I worried about shaving anything other than my face I’d be at it for hours.
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lol I’ve never been a Rorshach test before.