For reasons detailed in another thread, I think the whole Davis recall petition drive is asinine. So when I received a recall petition in the mail from “Rescue California”, my first thought was to toss it in the recycle bin. Then I noticed the business reply envelope. Now granted, Issa is worth over $99 million, so my squandering a mere 37 cents or whatever the business rate is won’t bankrupt him. But I still want to have some fun.
I thought about wiping my ass with the petition, but there’s probably some law against sending poop-smeared paper through the mail. Not to mention the petition is on fairly heavy stock and wouldn’t be that comfortable.
Supposedly taping the envelope to a brick or other heavy object to drive up the postage cost won’t work. The post office will refuse it.
They do ask for donations. Once using a fake address I ordered every book available from the Church of Scientology and enclosed Monopoly bills as payment.
So help me out, California Dopers. What can I do with this envelope and petition that’s fun, completely frivilous, and most importantly, legal?