CA Dopers - How should I waste Issa's Money? (Davis recall)

For reasons detailed in another thread, I think the whole Davis recall petition drive is asinine. So when I received a recall petition in the mail from “Rescue California”, my first thought was to toss it in the recycle bin. Then I noticed the business reply envelope. Now granted, Issa is worth over $99 million, so my squandering a mere 37 cents or whatever the business rate is won’t bankrupt him. But I still want to have some fun.

I thought about wiping my ass with the petition, but there’s probably some law against sending poop-smeared paper through the mail. Not to mention the petition is on fairly heavy stock and wouldn’t be that comfortable.

Supposedly taping the envelope to a brick or other heavy object to drive up the postage cost won’t work. The post office will refuse it.

They do ask for donations. Once using a fake address I ordered every book available from the Church of Scientology and enclosed Monopoly bills as payment.

So help me out, California Dopers. What can I do with this envelope and petition that’s fun, completely frivilous, and most importantly, legal?

Here is what will annoy the person collecting the mail:

[1] Put the delivery address as the return address.
[2] Put some heavyish things in the envelope such as cardboard.
[3] Whoever receives the letter may have to stand in line and pay some postage due in order to collect it. Not sure if this works for pre-paid return envelopes, though. And, of course, they’ll have no idea who it’s from.

I occasionally collect marketing mail for my firm and this kind of thing really bugs me.

BTW, I agree with you about the recall. Ironically, you may run into the same petitioners outside the post office as you deliver your little package.