Why doesn’t anybody make caffinated pixie sticks? Or do they? It seems like the worlds best idea, combining flavored sugar and caffiene. Anybody want to go on an entreprenuership venture with me? 
No caffeinated Pixy Stix, but many other caffeinated candies are available.
Good Lord man, it’d be kiddie-crack!
Because, if such a thing were produced and allowed into the hands of children, thousands of kindergarten teachers would band together and destroy the candy factory. Unless, of course, the children destroyed the schools first, which would also be a distinct possibility. Either way, it would be a bad thing.
Because I don’t want to see it get into the hands of gamers.
Around here, we call it chocolate. I suppose you could pack Nestle Quick into straws and sell them on the playground.
Meh…chocolate doesn’t quite cut it. I want hyper-caffinated (200mg/stick), “fruit” flavored, sour SUGAR.
Powdered Jolt. Mmmmmmmm.
I already buy Penguin mints for the caffiene, put me down for a gross xgxlx.
Jeez, just inject pure cocaine into your heart!
I think this is a great idea but 200 mg is too much. They would be banned after about a week when some kid O.D.ed on them. An adult with a high tolerance could probably take about 7-9 before getting sick. As a point of comparison I think Cecil said that a 12 oz. coke had 56 mg.
and one cup of coffee has aboug 200mg. it might be a bit of an overkill, so I guess we could down the dosage to about 50mg.
We could seriously pull this off, I think. Anybody know a good backer?
Hahaha, Maud’Dib, this idea origninally came up in a conversation between xgxlx and myself, and that’s exactly what I said.
And if anyone was curious, like me, the LD50 (amount needed to have a lethal effect on 50% of a population) of caffeine for humans is 192 milligrams / kg. So it would only take 35 sticks to kill an awful lot of 75 pound kiddies.
Only take?? Anyone who would actually let their kid eat 35 pixie sticks in a row is insane. Plus you’re forgetting that the targetted demographic for these would be the older, geekier bunch. As Mirror said to me in conversation you’d probably have to sell it on ThinkGeek.com, at least at first.
I was envisioning the kids finding where the bag was stored. I guess that’s an awful lot of Pixxeine© sticks though.
We were thinking of calling them Pixxie Shoxx, actually.
Catchy, no?
A friend of mine used to mix pixy sticks with mountain dew all the time. I seem to recall that he actually made a hard candy out of the mix at one point, but it was a long time ago.
Oh, a word of warning, if you decide to mix the two watch out for a bit of fizziness.
Gack!! Will you break a mother’s heart? Have you never seen the horror that is Pixie Stix overdose? Daughter, arms flung out to both sides, a Pixie Stick clutched in each hand, spinning in the living room at 1am on Hallowe’en Night? I will NOT HAVE IT, I TELL YOU!!!
not unless I can get in on the ground floor…
Maureen, check for the IPO on 07-20-2003 around 08:15 EST at NYSE Listing CaFix (Caffixie.com).
I want 10% of your first day earnings.
THIS PROSPECTUS SHOULD IN NO WAY BE INTERPRETED AS A REPRESENTATION OF INTENTION TO SELL, DISTRIBUTE OR MARKET ANY OF THE YUMMY MAKING WITH THE FAST TALK SORT OF TUBULARLY DISPENSED SORT OF SWEET, SWEET, SWEET CAFFEINATED CANDY GOODNESS.