Caged Lesbian Koala Orgies: A lot of going down down under

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http://news.independent.co.uk/world/australasia/article2303027.ece
http://www.gay.com/news/article.html?2007/02/26/3

@Independent

Female koalas indulge in lesbian “sex sessions”, rejecting male suitors and attempting to mate with each other, sometimes up to five at a time, according to researchers.

The furry, eucalyptus-eating creatures appear to develop this tendency for same-sex liaisons when they are in captivity. In the wild, they remain heterosexual.

@Gay.com

The cute, eucalyptus-eating wombat-like creatures seem to develop this tendency for gay orgies when they are in captivity. In the wild, they appear to remain heterosexual.

Scientists monitoring the marsupials with digital cameras counted three gay interactions for every straight one.

“Some females rejected the advances of males that were in their enclosures, only to become willing participants in homosexual encounters immediately after,” say the researchers.

Seems we’re about to encroach on the boys’ bear monopoly.

runs off to secure her early retirement, registering koalabeargrrls.com and throwing together some t-shirts and bumper stickers

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Originally Posted by Independent
Female koalas indulge in lesbian “sex sessions”, rejecting male suitors and attempting to mate with each other, sometimes up to five at a time, according to researchers.

I need to contemplate this study.
This accurately describes my life, at this point in time.

Um … not the Koala part.
I don’t need no stinkin’ Koala sex jokes on my resume.

[Anaamika]

Your username aptly fits your final sentences.

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Well I, for one, am totally relieved, being as I had nothing to do with this.

I may have driven a significant number of American women to lesbianism, but
Australian Koalas? Definitely not my fault.

[Spice_Weasel]

May I just say, Best. Thread Title. Ever.

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So the infamous “dropbear” is in fact a male koala so sexually frustrated from seeing female koalas humpin’ each other all day, that it will drop down on any “furriner” to get some satisfaction.

So now we know, you aussies have been found out

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@olivesmarch4th

May I just say, Best. Thread Title. Ever.

What olivesmarch4th said. I’m glad I was not drinking Coke when I read it.

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Wow. Hot marsupial on marsupial action.

@Enter the Flagon

Well I, for one, am totally relieved, being as I had nothing to do with this.

I may have driven a significant number of American women to lesbianism, but
Australian Koalas? Definitely not my fault.

That’s what you think. You know how that butterfly flapping it’s wings causes hurricans? Obviously you’re doing something to spread lesbianism throughout the animal kingdom.