Inspired by this Snopes article and a recent experience of my own.
I recently left my job at the Public Defender’s office to go into private practice with a friend of mine. My last day of work coincided with my Birthday.
The office staff bought a cake for me at one of the local grocery stores, and told the baker to write on it “Happy Birthday, you traitor.” All very tongue-in-cheek.
However, the decorator instead wrote “Happy Birthday, you trader.”
That’s not exactly rolling around on the floor funny, but we got a huge kick out of it.