This is a post about vegetables, they keep you regular they’re real good for ya.
*Call any vegetable
Call it by name
Call one today
When you get off the train.
If you like to talk to tomatoes
If a squash can make you smile
If you like to waltz with potatoes
Up n’ down the produce aisle…
I eat my peas with honey,
I’ve done it all my life.
It makes them taste quite funny,
But it keeps them on the knife.
[sub]Thanks, Mr. Nash.[/sub]
Put me on the witness stand
At any gosh-darned trial
Even under oath I’ll swear
The corn will make you smile
A prune isn’t really a vegetable. Cabbage is a vegetable.
ah, well, no place for a carnivore like me, eh? guess i’ll just round up a coupla Scylla’s ewes and see what havoc they’ll wreak…
YAAAAAAHHHHHH!!! just kidding, just kid- YOWP!
sound of cat getting booted off a thread
Vegetables! To insult someone properly, you call them any vegetable, esp. a “cabbage”. Another reason I like vegetables- the easiest transformation spell.
(Be happy I don’t turn most people, like Cougarfang into one.)
ah-HEM!
[sub]yes, ma’am, Miz Cougarfang, padded your post count, ma’am…[/sub]
Roses are red.
Green Beans are green.
I sure hope you think,
Green Beans are keen.
The vegetable will respond to youuuuuuuuu…
[la laaa la laaaaaa!]
“Eat your vegetables”, Mom would say,
“or else you’ll get no pie!”
So I had to ditch my peas and carrots,
and do it on the sly.
The threat of getting no dessert
just made me sit and pout.
So I tossed my veggies on the floor,
but the stupid dog just spit them out.
Beans beans good for the heart
The more you eat the more you ah, toot
The more you toot the better you feel
So eat your beans at every meal
Author unknown
I’ve heard the screams of the vegetables
Watching their skins being peeled
Grated and steamed with no mercy
How do you think that feels?
Carrot juice constitutes murder
Greenhouses prisons for slaves
It’s time to stop all this gardening
Let’s call a spade a spade.
When I was a little lad,
The thought of veggies made me sad
Dessert to me were always fed
Between each spoon of veg, they said.
I think my ryhme needs one last line.
But I can’t think of one 
I’m gonna be round my vegetables
I’m gonna chow down my vegetables
I love you most of all
My favorite vege-table
If you brought a big brown bag of them home
I’d jump up and down and hope you’d toss me a carrot
I’m gonna keep well my vegetables
Cart off and sell my vegetables
I love you most of all
My favorite vege-table
I tried to kick the ball but my tenny flew right off
I’m red as a beet 'cause I’m so embarassed
I know that you’ll feel better
When you send us in
Your letter an’
Tell us the name of your
Your favorite vege-table
I know that you’ll feel better
When you send us in
Your letter an’
Tell us the name of your
Your favorite vege-table
Oh. It’s my cabbage head, isn’t it? This bothers me: if a guy has an English accent, you’re all wet; you’re a lake. But if a guy has a little green on his head, you puke. THAT’S sexual discrimination.
*Call any vegetable and the chances are gooood…
The vegetable will respond to you… la da di daaaaa…
The vegetable will respond to you… la da di daaaaa…