Call the cops! This jazz isn't jazzy enough.

Cafe Society
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Spanish jazz fan calls police due to ‘psychological inadvisibility’ of listening to jazz saxophonist who might play on the wrong side of the line between jazz and contemporary music.

I was not sure I had ever read anything more crazy. Until I read that:

:smack:

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Seems like the Guardia Civil is the authority in defining what’s jazz.

Seriously, this is ridiculous.

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Cool photo–love that sopranino.

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It’s a little-known fact that the Guardia Civil has a Jazz Response Unit, armed with berets, goatees and jazz cigarettes.

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So this is what that Leonard Cohen song was about.

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Now if it was Kenny G…

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Jokes aside, I’m betting the cops decided it was easier to just write up the guys complaint and pass it on to a judge to decide, rather than deal with an obviously insane jazz fan.

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If he lived in Ireland you can bet he would be writing to his TD* about it.

*Irish for “MP”

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Jazzer, drop that axe - it’s Jazz Police!

{horrid backing vocals}

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If you have to ask what jazz is, you’ll never know. Unless you ask the police.

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Jazz handcuffs?

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This concert ended on a sour note.