Call the cops! This jazz isn't jazzy enough.

Spanish jazz fan calls police due to ‘psychological inadvisibility’ of listening to jazz saxophonist who might play on the wrong side of the line between jazz and contemporary music.

I was not sure I had ever read anything more crazy. Until I read that:


Seems like the Guardia Civil is the authority in defining what’s jazz.

Seriously, this is ridiculous.

Cool photo–love that sopranino.

It’s a little-known fact that the Guardia Civil has a Jazz Response Unit, armed with berets, goatees and jazz cigarettes.

So this is what that Leonard Cohen song was about.

Now if it was Kenny G…

Jokes aside, I’m betting the cops decided it was easier to just write up the guys complaint and pass it on to a judge to decide, rather than deal with an obviously insane jazz fan.

If he lived in Ireland you can bet he would be writing to his TD* about it.

*Irish for “MP”

Jazzer, drop that axe - it’s Jazz Police!

{horrid backing vocals}

If you have to ask what jazz is, you’ll never know. Unless you ask the police.

Jazz handcuffs?

This concert ended on a sour note.