I’m in.
Please tell me you’ve read the worst fantasy story ever, The Eye of Argon. You can find a MiSTed version here. Don’t read it at work – you will be laughing out loud. Sorry for the minor hijack, but that reminded me of this 
Thanks for the responses, Yondan and tavalla.
Woohoo! Thanks for joining up, Speaker for the Dead! We’re looking for at least two more people now. Four more days to sign up. w00t.
For some reason that link had a space randomly inserted into it that wasn’t there when I pasted it, so I’m gonna try again:
Okay, I can see in preview mode that there’s a space being inserted somehow between the 0 and 1 at the very end of the link. If you’re going to go to this site, make sure you manually delete that space. I can’t figure out why it keeps getting inserted. Meh. :mad:
Let’s try this.
Ok. That worked in Preview, saffostarr, but it’s going to the home page and not straight to The Eye of Argon. Let’s hope it works in Posting too.
In village when priest stutters, we hit him with pig entrails so overseer-god will not rebuke us for shameful sin-thoughts incidentally inspired by priest lip-stumblings. Priest soon finds good god-words.
Hit word-box with pig parts, and only greasy screen results. Hope o-god is in soft mood-frame tonight.
What is Argon’s Eye? Did he lose it, like Yafni, the thumbless? Ho! That is being good story! Many body parts separated from original owners!
::Sorry about that again. Damn, I’ve got to get a new Crystal. (to inner self) Will you sit down? Don’t make me have to come back there!::
tavalla’s second link goes to the story I was trying to link to elsewhere. Meh. Sorry, guys, I really don’t know why I couldn’t get it to work. :mad:
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Oh, all right, twist my arm why dontcha. Count me in.
-BK
Sign me up. It sounds like it’ll be fun. (Besides, my accounting type brain needs some creativity every now and then.)
Well, I’m a bit out of practice…But I’d like to give it a shot.
I have only a two conditions for playing along:
- My group will consist of me and three hot females willing to satisfy my carnal desires.
- See condition #1.
That is all. Thank you.
Is there room for another of us?
If so, count me in.
Thanks, and great idea!
Oh, and a question.
If we’re being broken up into groups of four, does that mean there will be many stories going on at once? I’m not sure I understand.
I still am in, though…
Whoa! I go reinstall Win98, wander off for a few hours, come back, and all of a sudden I have people! Okay, here’s the list, please check and make sure I haven’t missed you:
throatshot
Yondan
tavalla
Zappo
Kat
bristlesage
Crunchy Frog
meenie7
Speaker for the Dead
bobkitty
Jane D’oh
Ferrous
HerMajestyLorna
We either need two more people so we can even out into four groups of four, or I’ll have one group of five and two of four and won’t write myself.
HerMajestyLorna, each group of four will have their own story running. The person making the first post for each group will start a new thread (details coming when I post the groups and words), into which the other three people for the group will add their posts. So if we end up with four groups, there’ll be four stories running completely independently of each other. Does that make sense?
Crunchy, I’ll see what I can do. Okay, how many of you on the list above are hot females willing to satisfy Crunchy’s carnal desires?
It’s all about Crunchy isn’t it? Well, what about MY carnal desires? Hey Crunchy, if you satisfy mine, I’ll satisfy yours 
I want in! Please…?
What do we do if someone not officially sanctioned by our wise and fearless leader, saffostarr “crashes” our story thread and adds content? Do we simply ignore it? Or can we…::fighting down barbarian ancestor who wants to burn and pillage transgressors::
I’m in if you’re still looking
Oooh! I wanna be in belladonna’s group! She’s been high on my list of favorite posters since her classic verse rant An Ode to my Neighbor
Well, I guess it’ll be up to OWAFL saffostar (who seems to post only at night), but I’m thinking a 16-person tag-team reaming in the Pit might have sufficient deterrent value.
Well, I’d volunteer but I’m not really hot, and I have a terrible frog phobia.
Would you settle for ‘kinda cute’ and ‘can-only-refer-to-you-as-Crunchy’?
-BK