Calling all Brits! tea question

[GorillaMan]

@Angua

Rubies? WTF are rubies???

Ruby Murray = …

[Angua]

Aaaaah…

light bulb pings

[owlstretchingtime]

@Angua

And its not flowery muck, and neither does it taste like shampoo. So nyah!

It does too (and no returns!)

Owl - A parent, so good at this.

[Angua]

Gah. I only have 17 years of arguing with my little brother as experience (I had to wait a couple of years to him to learn how to talk!).

[Capt.Ridley_s_Shooting_Party]

@owlstretchingtime

Then it’s time to raise your expectations…
This is what you get in the Windsor Hamper (sorry foreign folk - uk delivery only)

Beluga Caviar, 100g tin;
Wild Smoked Scottish Salmon, 800g pack;
Baby Blue Stilton Cheese, 2.2kg;
Foie Gras en Croûte, 355g;
Half Organic Wiltshire Ham, min. wt. 3.5kg;
Vacherin Mont D’Or, 2kg;
Winter Orange & Lemon Fruitcake, min. wt. 2.4kg;
Christmas Pudding, 1.81kg ceramic basin;
Château Palmer Margaux 1997;
Hermitage La Chapelle Jaboulet 1995;
Corton Bressandes, Chandon de Briailles 2000;
Chablis Butteaux Raveneau 1998;
Taylor’s Vintage Port 1985;
Dom Perignon 1995 Magnum;
Fabric Box filled with a Selection of English Chocolates, 1.95kg.

Presented in a Wicker Basket.

All for the very reasonable price of £1000.00

UK Delivery only.

The one for moggies is £40.00

You posh bugger

[Loach]

Bigelow Earl Grey is flowery muck. Twinings is yummy. I don’t find it flowery at all.

[owlstretchingtime]

@+MDI

You posh bugger

Just to make this quite clear - I am not quite so spendy as to be banging hampers around at a grand a pop. I do buy quite a few (as business gifts) and they cost aqbout £75-£100.

[BrainGlutton]

@owlstretchingtime

Then it’s time to raise your expectations…
This is what you get in the Windsor Hamper (sorry foreign folk - uk delivery only)

Beluga Caviar, 100g tin;
Wild Smoked Scottish Salmon, 800g pack;
Baby Blue Stilton Cheese, 2.2kg;
Foie Gras en Croûte, 355g;
Half Organic Wiltshire Ham, min. wt. 3.5kg;
Vacherin Mont D’Or, 2kg;
Winter Orange & Lemon Fruitcake, min. wt. 2.4kg;
Christmas Pudding, 1.81kg ceramic basin;
Château Palmer Margaux 1997;
Hermitage La Chapelle Jaboulet 1995;
Corton Bressandes, Chandon de Briailles 2000;
Chablis Butteaux Raveneau 1998;
Taylor’s Vintage Port 1985;
Dom Perignon 1995 Magnum;
Fabric Box filled with a Selection of English Chocolates, 1.95kg.

Presented in a Wicker Basket.

All for the very reasonable price of £1000.00

UK Delivery only.

The one for moggies is £40.00

That’s nice, but I’d like to buy a dog kennel. You know, a queen-sized pillow-top dog kennel. No, don’t put that bag over your head!