Calling all kickarse cooks your help is needed.

I have accepted the challenge of preparing “Dishwasher Salmon” as per this thread. Initially the idea was that I would invite the in-laws over to eat this meal and they would go “Gross” and politely decline the invitation. Thus my social obligations have been met – I did indeed invite them. But I am saved the penance of meal preparation and a family social gathering.

Perverse fate being what it is they all gleefully accepted so now I am having a dinner party on Friday the 21st.

I started a thread over at the G’Dope board asking for assistance.

After receiving some useful advice I was also recommended to ask over here at SDMB. So I challenge the Teeming Millions to help me feed my Teeming In-Laws please…….

NB – we do have fridge, but no fondue set.

Can you be a little specific? What exactly do you want advice on? Wine? decor? Appys?

FWIW, the chef who came up with salmon in the dishwasher was a guest on my old TV show.

This is E-Z. I have done it. It works. It’s damn tasty.

Ok:

Get yer salmon - whole, but cleaned and ready to go - head on, head off - your choice.

Stuff the salmon with:

Thinly sliced cloves of garlic
Slices of lemon or lime - your choice (I kinda like lime, myself)
Pats of butter
Tarragon
Pepper
Salt
Whatever else you like

Rub a bit of butter on the outside of the salmon.

Wrap the entire thing in alluminium foil REALLY thoroughly - I mean REALLY thoroughly - both cross and lenght ways - about 2 times per way.

Put in dishwasher. I would suggest the top rack, as there is more room to put the fish, without puncturing the alluminium foil.

Turn on the dishwasher for a regular load. (not econo or pot scrubber or anything). Make sure to leave it in for the “drying” part of the cycle.

Remove alluminium foil, and voila! A perfectly steamed salmon.

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I can cook. I just can code. :rolleyes:

Oh for the love of Pete…

Can someone please fix that mess? :slight_smile:

Barbarian I am needing help with a menu at this stage. Usually the in-laws family gatherings are confined to BBQ’s due to the large numbers. I don’t have BBQ facilities however (other than a tiny electric grill) so now I don’t know what to serve them.

The salmon is my party trick for the night more than the actual meal. I get home from work at 7pm and they are arriving at 7.30pm. So I need quick to prepare but yummy food ideas. I’m not scared of doing preparation the night before and am happy to experiment.

I really didn’t plan on them agreeing to come over and try the salmon (silly me :)).

BTW did you get a chance to try the dishwasher salmon? Was it good? Will I need to feed it to the cats? Am I asking too many questions?

alice_in_wonderland does the fish cooked in dishwasher thing actually work! WOW. Maybe I should revise my plans and serve it as the main course?

Oh dear now I’m all confuzzeled.

It works.

It’s tasty.

The key is in the wrapping. Make sure to really encapsulate that baby - you don’t want any water getting in there.

As some accompanyments, I would suggest a nice spinach/strawberry salad with a popeyseed/sesame dressing (receipies to follow).

Some steamed asparagus. (It’s in season now.)

Perhaps some grilled eggplant. (Ummmm, eggplant)

A startch of your choice. I personally like couscous, but rice pilaf would be nice as well.

Salad:
Spinach
Ripe strawberrys, cored and sliced
green onion
avacado
snowpeas (ummm - crunchy)

Salad dressing:
1/3 cup sugar
12 cup olive oil
1/4 cup white vinigar
2 tbsp sesame seeds
2 tbsp poppy seeds
1/4 tsp. paprika
1/2 tsp. worcestershire sauce

Mix all ingredients - store over night.

I would prepair the salad items and store them seperately in the fridge - then when you get home you can just toss them together. Serve the dressing on the side so people can choose as much as they want.

Ditto for the salmon. (preparing ahead of time I mean)

Couscous is very quick - about 5 min to prepare in the microwave (if you like that sort of thing).

You could start of with some sort of appetizer (stuffed mushroom caps are good) and then people won’t be going snakey for the main course. (The salmon will take about 45min - 1hr in the dishwasher).

Al.

theres a thread on foods with 4 or fewer ingredients somewhere on the board you should check out.

If my mum was in the country she’d be able to help – I’ve seen her feed 47 people with 150 bucks. She gets back on Friday, if you can hold on till then I guarantee I can help :).

Cooking threads go in Cafe Society. I’ll move it for you.


Cajun Man - SDMB Moderator

Dishwasher salmon is fine. Make it your main course for everyone. If you’re worried, make it this weekend for yourself!

In fact, that should be a rule of cooking.

Never experiment with your guests: Give them something that you’ve already made yourself.

Rule 2 would be lying about it :wink:

As for menus, lessee. You’re serving for Australians used to BBQs. Sounds like my own relatives down under–

I’d whip up a basic green salad-- maybe throw in whatever citrus fruit is in season – although it’s as cold as it gets in Oz right now.
You can slice that up the day before if you really need to, as long as you wrap everything up airtight in plastic and stuff it in your fridge. But if you’ve got less than 8 people for dinner, even the most amateur chef should be able to slice and dice their way through 2 heads of lettuce and some veggies.

Go for some mashed potatoes-- You can easily do this the night before, and just microwave 'em for the day off. It’s also faster than baking potatoes, or doing something intricate with pasta.

You’ll want at least two veg-- glazed carrots are pretty quick.
Slice them (into sticks, not medallions) the day before, then night of yer dinner throw a copious amount of butter in a pan-- melt it-- then throw in an equal amount of brown sugar. Add a tsp of mustard powder-- then about 150 mL of wine or cider-- then add carrots. Let cook, stirring occasionally, for about 10 minutes, until carrots are soft.
Don’t forget bread-- pick up some nice buns during your lunch hour. If you want to dazzle 'em, make some herbed butter. Dill butter would probably be very good with the salmon, if you like dill as much as I do.

Is this your first time hosting a “real” dinner party?

Oh, and don’t worry if something goes wrong-- the very first time I had my folks over at my own place, I burnt the glaze on a ham. Some time with a knife fixed that one up fine…

I have a book called “Off the Eaten Path” that explains the salmon thing, basically the same as alice already did. he has done many times, including on TV and its always worked.

One additional note: You can do the salmon in the dishwasher with actual dirty dishes if you’re feel brave. However, that author recommends that your first few runs be in an empty dishwasher.

If you’d like a reference for dishwasher cooking, you can find it at: “Off the Eaten Path”
http://www.bordersstores.com/search/title_detail.jsp?id=51384135

“Started out this morning feeling so polite
I always thought a fish could not be caught who wouldn’t bite
But you’ve got some bait a waitin’ and I think I might try nibbling
A little afternoon delight”
God I am 12 years old today. :smiley:

I put a roast in a dishwasher once - unwrapped.
Tasted horrible, but the cleanest meat I have ever seen.

If you get home at 7 and the guest arrive at 7:30, you want something that can be mostly made ahead of time and doesn’t take long to cook.

My personal fave for that is marinated rib-eye.
Get rib eye steaks, one per guest if they’re big carnivores. All the australian beef I’ve had seems to have been from tougher brahma-cross cattle, so I highly recommend pounding the steaks with a meat mallet. (Cover with plastic wrap to prevent splattering, and pound with a smooth meat mallet only, othewise you’ll get plastic in your food)
Mix lemon juice, soy sauce, rosemary, black pepper, a little tarragon, and plenty of crushed garlic. Put the meat in some sort of container, pour the marinade over them, and preferrably arrange so all the meat is soaking. Cover and refrigerate until you’re home from work. Then put them on a broiling pan and broil a few minutes on each side, to desired done-ness. Keep in mind that it’s easy to burn things if they broil too long; three or four minutes is probably right, but then I like my steak rare.

The one problem is that your guests may say something like “Where’s the gravy for this steak?” You could always make gravy out of the drippings, but it’s easier to just pour it off and call it “au jus” which sounds all frenchy and cultured, unlike gravy on steaks, which is not cultured in the slightest.