(Apologies in advance for any viral marketing. I just couldn’t resist.)
I saw a commercial recently with barbarian marauders as camp counselors. One of them was leading the children in a song that started, “Burn the village to the ground, doo-dah, doo-dah…” Of course, it left me speculating as to what the rest of the song might be, or what other gems the pillaging counselor might have in his repertoire.
Seeing as we Dopers resemble rampaging hordes on occasion, I figured I’d ask for inspiration here. What lyrics would you teach the kiddies to instill the proper lessons of the barbarian ethos?