Can a small woman swallow a big Texan?

[Lizard]

*Originally posted by Anonymous Coward *
**That boy ain’t right. **

Or else he’s now in the NFL.

[Rilchiam]

I won a pizza-eating contest when I was 20.

The thing is, you have to burp as you go along. That still might not win it for you, but if you don’t, you have no chance.