Being sung by Michelle “Clown Car” Duggar.
have you developed a questionnaire?
Nah, you just use a stopwatch to time the echo.
Yes, but their vaginae don’t.
You’ve heard the expression, “Gotta grease a few palms to get something done in this business.”? The adoption game works a little differently…
if a virgin played the part then people would tell her to ‘break a hymen’.
Since when is that thing shared?
There was a young actress from Bight
Whose puss was remarkably tight
Though kids she had three
Inside you can’t see
Unless you tickled it perfectly right
Even then I wouldn’t necessarily rule out the pregnant woman, depending on the role. I mean, if she’s going to be playing Mary in a Christmas pageant then a visibly pregnant non-virgin is probably going to be more convincing than an actual virgin with a pillow under her robe.
Really? How on earth is color relevant here?
I’ll answer seriously and say no, but not because of floppy nachos south of the border. A woman’s body changes after carrying a child (stretch marks, sagging skin) that’s not necessarily obvious after one child but after five her body will be wrecked. Of course, you’d still have to see some of her body to notice.
I’d send a duck in.
to answer the OP, of course. The real question should be whether a virgin can play someone who’s not a virgin. As they haven’t had the experience to use as reference, portraying a non-virgin (or mother) might be a little more difficult. The converse (the OP’s question) is simple to answer, as the non-virgin should be able to remember their virgin days to draw upon.
It came from Planet Claire!
T - Turns up out of the blue
R - Ridiculous question asked
O - nly one appearance and gone
L - Laughs for everyone
that will bring us all to
L - Lock it down, mods.
/thread.
Couldn’t hurt.
“We were about to offer her a role as a Disney Princess, but then we realized she looks like a bulldog eating yogurt.”
Here’s a serious suggestion. Watch* The Music Man.* Note the performance by Shirley Jones as Marian the Librarian. Do you believe she was “neat and tight down there?”
She was pregnant while the movie was being shot.
That’s implied by the “DH”. And it’s been long enough since that thing’s come up that I don’t remember what the “I” represents. (Don’t worry, I’ll search it up.)