I’ve never seen so many people volunteer to hop into a Procrustean bed.
I’m not going to be able to concentrate on any of the rest of this thread for wondering how happy she would be about this proposition.
Flippity Flappity
anas platyrhynchos
Do things flow like water
Off of your back?
Don’t try to navigate
Echolocational
Tested by Mythbusters
“Quack, damn you, quack!”
I love this thread. I love the image it conjures of the OP watching family-oriented movies on some wholesome channel like The Family Channel in the enveloping darkness of the basement, and searching the IMDB and Wikipedia pages to determine the probable genital floppiness of various actresses. “Julie Andrews, you loose-pudenda-ed floozy”, she hisses, spraying Pringle crumbs at the screen, “you had a baby in 1962, you can’t play Mary Poppins with authority!”
“Steve Carroll, you liar! You had a child in 2001, yet played a 40 Year Old Virgin in 2005. Damn you sexist bastard, with your wet penis and knowing eyes, attempting to deceive me with your wiles! I know better! I know you’ve wet your winkie in the well of womanhood. Don’t try to deceive ME!”
This thread is why I love the Dope. I was stifling laughter in my cube all afternoon.
Copied and pasted into my Higglety Pigglety book.
Ice. As in Ice Blue.
I was impressed at the fantastic memory Inner Stickler displayed.
I’m wondering if the OP thinks about the condition of the naughty bits of all the women who post here.
What?!
I think YouTube blocks those.
You’ll have to look elsewhere.
'Struth, though she apparently only learned that she was pregnant after filming began. The costumers had to adjust her costumes through the filming.
It’s claimed that, during the filming of the scene on the bridge, when she and Robert Preston embraced, her baby kicked hard enough for Preston to feel it.
I never would have guessed.
Me too.
Doubtful. By the way, how is everyone expected to know (or why would they want to know) the private details of the lives of all the actors they see in any production anyway? 
If there’s room to send a duck in, I’m calling the question settled already.
It’s against the rules to call anyone a troll outside of the Pit, so don’t do this again in any other forum but that one.
OK, I won’t. Sorry.
At least not on basic cable.
And really, showing up at random and bringing a good laugh to all is more elfin behavior than trollish. imho
This whole thread makes me snicker so hard. I thought about responding yesterday but really had no idea what to say.