We’re trying to stretch this whole thing out.
Or given the OP, maybe not.
Dang! What a missed opportunity for the producers. That *would *have been hilarious. Gilbert would not have been amused, but Arthur Seymour Sullivan would have laughed his ass off.
Well, the BVM* is a whole nother case. ONLY virgins and those who plan to stay virgins for the rest of their lives should be allowed to play her. That would severely limit the pool of available actresses but <shrug>.
*Blessed Virgin Mary
Back to the OP, I think as long as she can blush prettily upon being presented to a charming suitor, swoon at the sight of bodily fluids, and keep her damn mouth shut when her betters are speaking, she should be able to pull it off.
So to speak.
Also,
win.
Thank you. I couldn’t get search with any part of it as keywords to go back further than 2007.
Ice. Don’t forget the ice.
…because of…what?! :eek: 
And right when I ran out of brain bleach. Talk about a visual that was not needed.
As for the OP, I really do wonder how OP’s like that work in the online world. My working assumption is that it is to some website’s advantage to start a goofy, whooshable thread like this - but I can’t figure out why. How might it increase traffic to a website?
Between OP’s like this and the completely random zombie thread revivifications we see regularly, I really do wonder about the Internet…
:eek: Boy did I misread that, I thought the thread had gone in a whole new direction.
Inspired by aNewLeaf:
I knew a woman who had delivered three children vaginally
Who tried to portray Joan of Arc quite imaginitively,
But, God bless her heart,
Her loose lady parts,
Turned the show to a comedy, tragically.
This actually was a controversy when The Nativity Story was released in 2006. Keisha Castle-Hughes played Mary. And then between the time she made the movie and when it was released, she got pregnant with her boyfriend and showed up at promotional events for the movie visibly pregnant. And some people freaked out over the idea that an actress who had played the Virgin Mary was out having sex in the real world (and admittedly they were also freaked out that she was only sixteen).
My mind is so boggled by the thought of the OP trying to get through her day over the din of the flapping of all the ruined vaginas around her that I’m really regretting reading this (while on Percocet) after reading the thread about Percocet causing vivid dreams and nightmares. I daren’t close my eyes tonight, Fellow Dopers, for fear of what dreams I might encounter. All those women portraying nuns in The Sound of Music…now we know what the sound was…
Ooh, and what about the Flying Nun?
Sorry. I’m not helping, am I?
Found it on Wikipedia. The number of syllables seems right, but I have no idea if the stresses are correct for a double dactyl.
Thats not a phrase you expect to see in a thread about vaginal elasticity.
Maybe that’s why the Reverend Mother called Maria a cunt-face.
They use a stunt coochie.
How do you solve a problem like loose vaginas?
How do you stop that flapping sound?
You mean they couldn’t expense a quality tuck proceedure as a production cost…? :eek: 
There once was an actress from Heath,
3 kids & bits like roasted beef,
Her voice was first-rate,
Her timing was great,
But she’d blow out the flood-lights with Queef!
Basically, even though the actress no longer has a hymen, can it be assumed that the character still does, even though the character and the actress are sharing the same body?
If a character hasn’t had an appendectomy, can someone who has play her? How about if an actor has had fillings - can he play a historical figure? What about tonsillectomies?
Which world do you live in, exactly?
uh, what?