I really got a hankerin for a mountain dew.
I got no change. 
Ah, Mountain Dew: The Elixer of Life!
Sorry, but all I have is a single $1. I could loan that to you if you like. I’m sure your good for it.
Mountain dew??
Doesn’t that make your testicles shrink or something 
::opens her wallet and watches the moths fly out::
::asks to borrow the $20 till payday::
Robin
I can.
Wait.
No. I only have a ten. Everyone give me cash and I’ll put lunch on my credit card, that way everyone gets what they want.
jarbaby
Well, as long as you don’t mind taking this roll of quarters, here ya go.
Heheheheheh. I don’t have to save quarters anymore, soon I will be living in a real house with a washer and dryer that does not require coins! <wiggles happily>
I got one in my fridge over here at work, it’s yours if you wanna come pick it up… I would break change for ya, but all I got is a tenner, sorry
Dalai Lama to hot dog vendor: “Make me one with everything.”
Pays with mouthbreather’s twenty. Asks for his change.
Hot dog vendor: “Change comes from within.”