Just like the proud parents, holding their eight day old child, while waiting for the Rabbi.
A friend walked up and said, “It won’t be as long as it has been!”
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What did the leper say to the prostitute?
“You can keep the tip.”
now THAT is ugly…
I knew a woman who was a prostitute at a leper colony.
She made a lot of money at first, but then her business fell off…
Are you sure? The canes I’ve seen ads for are entirely made bull penis, excepting little caps on the end. (hmmm…there’s a joke there)
Mangetout’s wit notwithstanding, this is a silly thread.
Strange. This thread popped up (so to speak) when I did a search for ‘synthetic oil’. Having read the thread, I’ll contribute:
To answer the OP, yes, you can get such an item, but to maintain its lustre, you must assiduously coat it with Vaseline daily. (keep some tissue nearby)
“It puts the krill in the bucket, or it gets the hose again!”
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I have also heard of a cane made of same. I have seen a raccoon “Coon Pick” (tooth pick). :rolleyes: