Can I send my Trump-supporting neighbors envelopes containing nothing but Trump quotes?

well, it’s not like the postal system is using them these days.

I’d like to put out a lawn sign that just says $750.

Somebody might take you up on that offer, though.

Pose it as pro Trump?

You are pure evil!

I love it!

OK, then. I’ll just hang an empty Clorox bottle from a tree branch.