Well, she can’t engage in insider trading…
When Martha Stewart does pushups, she’s actually pushing the world down.
Teach ladies how to give the perfect blowjob with handmade ornamental bows during it and proper thank you cards afterwards. She is a little old for me but I will volunteer to be the prop on her show.
Xander: “When did you become Martha Stewart?”
Buffy: “First of all, Martha Stewart knows jack about hand-cut prosciutto.”
Xander: “I don’t believe she slays, either.”
Oz: “Oh, I hear she can, but she doesn’t like to.”
Holy crap. Those are ridiculous… and soooo something she’d make. If that 40 and Taco Bell went to her head and she became all white-trash and such.
But that would never happen to our dear Martha!