Not often enough ??? 
Shirley stole my answer.
The moderators of this board do a better job of keeping it an easily readable and intellectually attractive place to visit than the moderators of any other message board.
renfield apparantly doesn’t think SDMB is all that:
I think we can all agree that as members of the bourgeois elite, we won’t be content until we see complete oppression of the world’s non-conformists and eradication of the bohemian lifestyle.
Religion and abortion are highly controversial subjects.
Cecil Adams is or is not be a real person.
Happy
Thanks Meatros, that was pretty funny. (Or should that be “Thank’s Meatros”? Shit. I wish I knew how to edit what I just typed.)
How about this:
A pit thread about SUVs, drugs, abortion, homosexuality or religious judgementalism will end in a train wreck.
The same applies to a thread decrying CNN in any way.
And I forgot “tail gating”.
Actually, given the inherent nature of pit threads, I don’t know that it’s quite appropriate to call them train wrecks. I mean, there’s a certain accidental element to a train wreck, and if you start a pit thread about all that stuff, you know what’s going to happen; more like deconstructionism of a thread topick than a train wreck. Creating chaos out of order, you see.
Oh, and is this in the wrong forum?
Micheal Jackson is one scary SOB.
Ignorance must be fought.
Delibrately running over kittens and puppies with your monster truck (not SUV–the ones with the BIG wheels) for pleasure is wrong.
At least, I would hope everyone’d agree on that.
If you open a thread with a serious question, people will post silly answers.
As a megalomaniacal person with dreams of world domination through others’ stupidity, I cannot agree with this.
If serious people open a thread with silly answers, you will post a question.
Relative to nothing, like at least half the posts in any thread at any given time. 
[Stan]Damn, dude, you suck![/Stan]
But how will we know which ones are filled with candy and which ones arent? :o
I’m a horrible horrible person. ::beats head against the wall::
Here, here!