FWIW, I immediately saw a cruisegoing human (not monkey) lying down by the pool with her shades on. I thought it was a pretty cool thing to do with towels.
And anyway, the ad could very well be targeted at people who have already been on a cruise. In this economy, who the hell is going to spend the money to take a cruise for the first time?
And for what it’s worth, I LOL’d.
Hostile Dialect,
Hostile Dialect, Narcissist