Really? I prefer soul-sucking monkey-mummy.
He had to take a ship. He couldn’t afford to fly because of the extra cost for his trunk.
Okay, I’m a prole. The idea of people dinking around with my clothes creeps me out. They’d have a real ball with my favorite ancient sleep T.
Cleaning the room is one thing. Playing around with my clothing is right out of line.
I’d never make it on a cruise anyway because I couldn’t get away from all those PEOPLE. Hell afloat, sounds like to me, just with a lot of food.
No, but I’m thinking of asking Mishell if I can use that as a sig.
OMG, I thought I was the only one seeing a terrycloth vulva.
(Terrycloth Vulva - Band name or username?)
AH, hell! Now I seee it too. The soul-sucking clitoral monkey-mummy!
Yeah me too. Vagina monkey. That’s why I started this thread, I just wanted to see what others thought. 
This made me snort. Thanks!
As for the OP – looked like a towel monkey to me. I thought it was cute.
Aw, I thought it was a bunny rabbit. With no arms. I guess monkey makes more sense. I still can’t decide whether it’s cute or creepy. 
But how did you recognize it as a monkey-mummy? You’ve seen towel origami before?
One morning on the Norweigan Pearl, we awoke to find that cabin service had folded a puppy into an omelette.
We won’t be going back.
No, it just looked like those little stuffed monkey puppets that you can buy at theme parks that have the velcro on the hands, so you can have it hang around your neck. I donno, I am a pattern person, I see patterns, it looked like a monkey. The one in the picture I linked to doesn’t have sunglasses on, but the ones that they used to sell at Opryland always had sunglasses, and about the same colouring as the towels in the picture in the OP.
I once saw a stripper turn a towel into a penis…like this… it’s called pornigami
http://www.wonderhowto.com/how-to/video/how-to-fold-pornigami-an-origami-towel-penis-271321/
AAAH! It’s a furry vulva monkey!
Well, DUH! Where did you think the term (spanking the monkey) came from??
Oh, that’s gross!
Mmmm cat hair towel animals. 
You know, this whole idea of towel monkeys and underwear-folding has actually turned me away from the idea of going on a cruise.
Could someone send a link of this thread to the PR inbox of whatever Cruise company that is?
I think they’d get a kick out of it.
Does anyone else do this? A knock on the hotel/cabin door about 4pm accompanied by the cry “TURNDOWN SERVICE!”. You reply “OK THEN: NO THANKS!”. They never get it.