Just when you think you’ve heard of every possible fetish …
A long time at sea can do strange things to a person.
Maybe it’s supposed to be a towel monkey, but it looks like a modification of the raw chicken towel, by just stuffing in a sock for the nose, and putting some glasses on it.
She should just be glad she didn’t find an elephant in her pajamas.
Okay, so the image is trying to get you to want to go on a cruise, but the image is effective only for people who have already been on a cruise and recognize it. The rest of us are just frightened by the soul-sucking monkey-mummy. Effective ad campaign. :dubious:
Band name!
I did. How it got on a cruise ship, I’ll never know.
Well, the towels are fresh towels that they bring in to replace your dirty ones, or ones that you’ve re-hung and are now dry, so technically, they belong to the cruise ship anyways. On the three cruises I’ve taken, they have used my sunglasses and a sunhat once only when we left them out on the bed or couch or somewhere they normally would have to move it to tidy up anyways. No one has ever moved or messed with anything else of ours, but then, we tend to keep our room pretty clean ourselves.
Anyone else think ‘towel monkey’ ought to be some sort of euphemism?
“Wanna come out to the pub?”
“Sorry. I’ve got some hot towel-monkey action planned this weekend with you-know-who.”
Pictures?
rescued from the tiny island where the whale abandoned them. That is, the whale who rescued them from the larger island where their balloon crashed.
Duh
Yeah, that would just piss me off but I’m a 20 something year old guy without kids… So I could see the “aw, the kids love it” POV even if it isn’t mine.
Personally I think if I’d seen that thing as a child I’d be terrified of water for the rest of my life and probably be stuck in the corner sucking my thumb for the whole cruise.
Thing would be effin’ creepy for a 4 year old to come across.
Just my opinion.
Uh, no, I’m not going to post a picture of my underpants.
Coward.
About eleven years ago, I went on a Royal Caribbean cruise. Every night, the cabin steward would take our pajamas out of the closet and fold them into animal shapes. One night, he mistook my cocktail dress for a nightie and folded it into a puppy. I mean, really. It didn’t even look like pajamas.
Between the diseases, being dropped off at tourist traps, people falling overboard, and staff screwing with your stuff, not exactly in great endorsement for the cruise industry.
I have always hated the idea of a cruise but I’m getting older and SO would really love it so I had relinquished that hard line a little. I even looked up to see what repositioning cruises were from the other thread.
But between towel monkeys and this…
She’ll be waiting another 20 years.
Does anyone else see something vaguely sexual in the pic in the OP? I can’t tell what it is, it just looks a little too suggestive.
Aww dammit. I didn’t see anything sexual in it at all but now it looks like a fuzzy vagina with a smiling, glasses wearing clitoris!
I think it’s supposed to represent some kind of rigging on a sailing ship, one where they don’t worry very much about keeping the rigging functional.